意大利童話：伯爵的鬍子

意大利是文藝復興的發源地，也是歐洲童話的故鄉，相對於風格更爲浪漫輕鬆的其他歐洲國家的童話，意大利童話的古典意味更加強烈。下面本站小編爲大家帶來意大利童話：伯爵的鬍子，歡迎大家閱讀!

　意大利童話：The Count's Beard

The town of Pocapaglia was perched on the pinnacle of a hill so steep that its inhabitants tied little bags on the tail feathers of their hens to catch each freshly laid egg that otherwise would have gone rolling down the slopes into the woods below

All of which goes to show that the people of Pocapaglia were not the dunces they were said to be, and that the proverb,

In Pocapaglia waysThe donkey whistles, the master brays,

merely reflected the malicious grudge the neighboring townspeople bore the Pocapaglians for their peaceful ways and their reluctance to quarrel with anyone

"Yes, yes," was all the Pocapaglians would reply, "but just wait until Masino returns, and you will see who brays more, we or you"

Everybody in Pocapaglia loved Masino, the smartest boy in town He was no stronger physically than anybody else; in fact, he even looked rather puny But he had always been very clever Concerned over how little he was at birth, his mother had bathed him in warm wine to keep him alive and make him a little stronger His father had heated the wine with a red-hot horseshoe That way Masino absorbed the subtlety of wine and the endurance of iron To cool him off after his bath, his mother cradled him in the shell of an unripened chestnut; it was bitter and gave him understanding

At the time the Pocapaglians were awaiting the return of Masino, whom no one had seen since the day he went off to be a soldier (and who was now most likely somewhere in Africa), strange things started happening in Pocapaglia Every evening as the cattle came back from pasture in the plain below, an animal was whisked away by Micillina the Witch

The witch would hide in the woods at the foot of the hill, and all she needed to do was give one heavy puff, and she had herself an ox When the farmers heard her steal through the thicket after dark, their teeth would chatter, and everyone would fall down in a swoon That became so common that people took to saying:

Beware of Micillina, that old witch, For all your oxen she will filch, Then train on you her crossed-eye, And wait for you to fall and die

At night they began lighting huge bonfires to keep Micillina the Witch from venturing out of the woods But she would sneak up on the solitary farmer watching over cattle beside the bonfire and knock him out in one breath In the morning upon awaking, he'd find cows and oxen gone, and his friends would hear him weeping and moaning and hitting himself on the head Then everybody combed the woods for traces of the stolen cattle, but found only tufts of hair, hairpins, and footprints left here and there by Micillina the Witch

Things went from bad to worse Shut up all the time in the barn, the cows grew as thin as rails A rake instead of a brush was all that was needed to groom them, from rib to rib Nobody dared lead the cattle to pasture any more Everyone stayed clear of the woods now, and the mushrooms that grew there went unpicked and got as big as umbrellas

Micillina the Witch was not tempted to plunder other towns, knowing full well that calm and peace-loving people were to be found only in Pocapaglia There the poor farmers lit a big bonfire every night in the town square, while the women and children locked themselves indoors The men sat around the fire scratching their heads and groaning Day after day they scratched and groaned until a decision was finally reached to go to the count for help

The count lived high above the town on a large circular estate surrounded by a massive wall The top of the wall was encrusted with sharp bits of glass One Sunday morning all the townsmen arrived, with hats in hand They knocked, the door swung open, and they filed into the courtyard before the court's round dwelling, which had bars at all the windows Around the courtyard sat the court's soldiers smoothing their mustaches with oil to make them shine and scowling at the farmers At the end of the courtyard, in a velvet chair, sat the count himself with his long black beard, which four soldiers were combing from head to foot

The oldest farmer took heart and said, "Your Honor, we have dared come to you about our misfortune As our cattle go into the woods, Micillina the Witch appears and makes off with them" So, amid sighs and groans, with the other farmers nodding in assent, he told the count all about their nightmare

The count remained silent

"We have come here," said the old man, "to be so bold as to ask Your Honor's advice"

The count remained silent

"We have come here," he added, "to be so bold as to ask Your Honor to help us If you assigned us an escort of soldiers, we could again take our cattle down to pasture"

The count shook his head "If I let you have the soldiers," he said, "I must also let you have the captain"

The farmers listened, hardly daring to hope

"But if the captain is away in the evening," said the count, "who can I play lotto with?"

The farmers fell to their knees "Help us, noble count, for pity's sake!" The soldiers around the courtyard yawned and stroked their mustaches

Again the count shook his head and said:

I am the count and I count for three; No witch have I seen, So, no witch has there been

At those words and still yawning, the soldiers picked up their guns and, with bayonets extended, moved slowly toward the farmers, who turned and filed silently out of the courtyard

Back in the town square and completely discouraged, the farmers had no idea what to do next But the senior of them all, the one who had spoken to the count, said, "There's nothing left to do but send for Masino!"

So they wrote Masino a letter and sent it to Africa Then one evening, while they were all gathered around the bonfire as usual, Masino returned Imagine the welcome they gave him, the embraces, the pots of hot, spiced wine! "Where on earth have you been? What did you see? If you only knew what we have been going through!"

Masino let them have their say, then he had his "In Africa I saw cannibals who ate not men but locusts; in the desert I saw a madman who had let his fingernails grow twelve meters long to dig for water; in the sea I saw a fish with a shoe and a slipper who wanted to be king of the other fish, since no other fish possessed shoe or slipper; in Sicily I saw a woman with seventy sons and only one kettle; in Naples I saw people who walked while standing still, since the chatter of other people kept them going; I saw sinners and I saw saints; I saw fat people and people no bigger than mites; many, many frightened souls did I see, but never so many as here in Pocapaglia"

The farmers hung their heads in shame, for Masino had hit a sensitive spot in suggesting they were cowards But Masino was not cross with his fellow townsmen He asked for a detailed account of the witch's doings, then said, "Let me ask you three questions, and at the stroke of midnight I'll go out and catch the witch and bring her back to you"

"Let's hear your questions! Out with them!" they all said

"The first question is for the barber How many people came to you this month?"

The barber replied:

"Long beards, short beards, Fine beards, coarse beards, Locks straight, locks curly, All I trimmèd(sic) in a hurry"

"Your turn now, cobbler How many people brought you their old shoes to mend this month?"

"Alas!" began the cobbler:

"Shoes of wood, shoes of leather, Nail by nail I hammered back together, Mended shoes of satin and shoes of serpent But there's nothing left to do, All their money is spent"

"The third question goes to you, rope maker How much rope did you sell this month?"

The rope maker replied:

"Rope galore of every sort I sold: Hemp rope, braided, wicker, cord, Needle-thin to arm-thick, Lard-soft to iron-strongThis month I couldn't go wrong"

"Very well," said Masino, stretching out by the fire "I'm now going to sleep for a few hours, I'm very tired Wake me up at midnight and I'll go after the witch" He put his hat over his face and fell asleep

The farmers kept perfectly quiet until midnight, not even daring to breathe, for fear of awaking him At midnight Masino shook himself, yawned, drank a cup of mulled wine, spat three times into the fire, got up without looking at a soul, and headed for the woods

The farmers stayed behind watching the fire burn down and the last embers turn to ashes Then, whom should Masino drag in by the beard but the count! A count that wept, kicked, and pleaded for mercy

"Here's the witch!" cried Masino, and asked, "Where did you put the mulled wine?"

Beneath the farmers' amazed stares, the count tried to make himself as small as possible, sitting on the ground and shrinking up like a cold-bitten fly

"The thief could have been none of you," explained Masino, "since you had all gone to the barber and had no hair to lose in the bushes Then there were those tracks made by big heavy shoes, but all of you go barefoot Nor could the thief have been a ghost, since he wouldn't have needed to buy all that cord to tie up the animals and carry them away But where is my mulled wine?"

Shaking all over, the count tried to hide in that beard of his which Masino had tousled and torn in pulling him out of the bushes

"How did he ever make us faint by just looking at us?" asked one farmer

"He would smite you on the head with a padded club That way you would hear only a whir He'd leave no mark on you, you'd simply wake up with a headache"

"And those hairpins he lost?" asked another

"They were used to hold his beard up on his head and make it look like a woman's hair"

Until then the farmers had listened in silence, but when Masino said, "And now, what shall we do with him?" a storm of shouts arose: "Burn him! Skin him alive! String him up for a scarecrow! Seal him in a cask and roll him down the cliff! Sew him up in a sack with six cats and six dogs!"

"Have mercy!" said the count in a voice just above a whisper

"Spare him," said Masino, "and he will bring back your cattle and clean your barns And since he enjoyed going into the woods at night, make him go there every night and gather bundles of firewood for each of you Tell the children never to pick up the hairpins they find on the ground, for they belong to Micillina the Witch, whose hair and beard will be disheveled from now on"

The farmers followed the suggestion, and soon Masino left Pocapaglia to travel about the world In the course of his travels, he found himself fighting in first one war and another, and they all lasted so long that his saying sprang up:

Soldier fighter, what a hard lot!Wretched food, the ground for a cot You feed the cannon powder: Boom-BOOM! Boom-BOOM! Boom louder!

博卡帕利亞是建在陡峭山坡上的一個小鎮，鎮上人家的雞隻要一下蛋就會滾落到山下的樹林裏。爲了防止雞蛋滾落丟失，居民們在每隻母雞的尾巴上掛了一個小袋子。

這說明博卡帕利亞人並非像別人挖苦的那樣軟弱無能，附近曾經流傳着這樣一句話：

誰都知道在博卡帕利亞，

驢子吹口哨，主人嚎叫。

這純粹是附近村鎮的人對他們的污衊，這些人這樣對待博卡帕利亞人就是因爲他們生性平靜，不願意和任何人爭吵。

“讓你們誣衊吧，挖苦吧，”博卡帕利亞人都這樣說，“等馬西諾回來，看我們當中誰還會嚎叫。”

馬西諾是博卡帕利亞人中最聰明的人，深受全鎮的人愛戴。他並不比別人粗壯，甚至比一般人還瘦弱很多，但他天生聰明。他剛出世時，看上去瘦弱嬌小，媽媽爲了讓他能活下來，而且還能長得強壯一點，就用熱葡萄酒給他洗澡。爸爸還把燒紅的鐵放到酒裏給酒加熱。這樣馬西諾既通過浸泡皮膚而獲得了酒的柔力，又吸收了鐵的剛強。洗完澡後，媽媽又把她放在鋪滿生栗子殼的搖籃裏，讓他的身體變涼爽，使他在刺痛中變得更加睿智。

長大後，馬西諾出發去服兵役，以後再也沒有回到自己的村鎮。現在好像到了非洲的某個地方。這期間博卡帕利亞開始出了一系列的怪事。每天晚上人們都會發現，他們的牛從平原上的草地放牧回來時，總要被女巫米奇利娜搶走好幾頭。

女巫米奇利娜總是藏在村子下方的樹林中，伺機而出，她只須吹一口氣就可以把一頭牛劫走。天黑後，每當村民們聽到林中灌木叢的沙沙響動，就會嚇的牙齒打架，甚至昏倒在地，所以大家都說：

女巫米奇利娜，

從牛欄把牛偷走，

只要用眼斜一下，

你就嚇得倒下。

村民們只好在夜裏點起一堆堆大篝火，使女巫米奇利娜不敢從樹叢中現身。但當只有一個人在篝火邊上看守牲畜時，女巫就會悄悄地靠上去，用氣把這個人吹昏，等到早上他醒過來的時候，奶牛、耕牛早已不見了，於是大家便聽到他痛哭、絕望，擊自己的頭。然後，所有的人都會一齊到樹林中尋找牲畜，結果，除了一綹頭髮、女人的的髮釵和女巫米奇利娜四處留下的足印，什麼也找不到。

就這樣過去了好幾個月，奶牛被一直關在牛圈裏變得越來越瘦。刷毛的時候已經不需要刷子了，用耙子在牛肋骨上耙幾下就行了。沒有人再敢將牲畜帶到草地上去了，也沒有人敢再進樹林裏，林子裏邊的蘑菇因爲長久無人採摘，長得像雨傘一般大。

女巫米奇利娜從不去別的村鎮搶牛，因爲她知道再沒有哪個村的村民像博卡帕利亞人這樣與世無爭、平靜忍耐了。每天晚上，這些貧苦的村民就在場院中間點上一堆篝火，女人和孩子留在家中，男人則圍着篝火撓頭抱怨着。怨了今天，怨明天，最後，他們決定得去找這裏的伯爵幫忙。

伯爵住在村鎮山頂上的一座圓形莊園裏，四周圍着圍牆，牆上還插滿了玻璃片。一個星期天的早上，村民們聚在一塊，帽子拿在手上，前來敲響了伯爵家的門。門打開後，村民們來到伯爵圓形房屋前的庭院，只見屋子的窗戶都用鐵柵欄封着，庭院四周坐着伯爵的衛兵，他們的鬍子上都塗着油，好讓鬍子看上去光彩油亮。這些人一個個對村民們怒目而視。庭院的最裏端，伯爵坐在絲絨面的椅子上，黑鬍子很長很長，四個衛兵正用四把梳子在給他從上往下地梳理它。

年紀最長的村民定了定神，說：“伯爵老爺，我們斗膽來您這裏，是爲了向您稟告我們的不幸遭遇，森林中有一個女巫米奇利娜，把我們的牲畜都搶了去。”隨後，老人嘆着氣，訴着苦，在別的村民的點頭證實下，向伯爵講述了他們這段時間的可怕經歷。

伯爵一聲不吭。

老人又說：“我們來這裏想冒昧向老爺您求討一個解決辦法。”

伯爵還是一聲不吭。

老人又補充說：“我們來這裏想斗膽請老爺您行行好幫我們一把，要是您肯派出一隊衛士，我們就可以回到草場上放牲畜了。”

伯爵把腦袋在脖子上轉了一圈，說：“要是派衛兵，我就還得派一個隊長……”

村民們都豎着耳朵聽着，似乎感受到一線希望。

“但要是我派隊長去，”伯爵說，“那麼，晚上，我還跟誰玩擲彩遊戲呢?”

村民們跪在地上說：“幫幫我們吧，伯爵老爺，可憐可憐我們吧!”周圍的衛士們開始厭煩地打着哈欠，給鬍子塗着黑油。

伯爵又轉了一下頭，說：

“我是伯爵，我說話能頂三個人說話，

既然我沒見過女巫，

說明根本就沒有女巫。”

聽到伯爵的話，那些正打着哈欠的衛士立即端起步槍，用刺刀慢慢地逼着村民們退出了庭院。

村民們垂頭喪氣地回到場院，不知下一步該怎麼辦，那個跟伯爵說過話的年紀最長的老人說：“現在我們得派人去把馬西諾請回來!”

說完，他們便立即給馬西諾寫了封信，然後將信寄到非洲。一天晚上，當村民們像往常一樣聚集在場院的篝火旁邊時，馬西諾回來了。人們激動的情景就別提了，大家衝上去擁抱他，煮上加香料的熱葡萄酒。有人問：“你去了什麼地方?”有人說：“你見到了些什麼東西?”還有人說：“你知道我們有多慘嗎?”

馬西諾先讓大家說了個夠，然後他開始敘述起來：“在非洲我遇到過不吃人只吃蟬的野蠻人;在沙漠我碰到過一個爲了挖地下水而留了十二米長的指甲的瘋子;在海上我見過一條魚穿着一隻皮鞋和一隻拖鞋，它想成爲衆魚之王，因爲別的魚既沒有穿皮鞋的，也沒有穿拖鞋的;在西西里，我認識一位婦女生了七十個兒子，但全家只有一口鍋;在那不勒斯，我看見人們停住腳也能往前走，因爲別人的閒言碎語太厲害了，變成了一股很大的推力;我還看見過聖人，看見過罪犯，看見過一百公斤重的胖子，也看見過骨瘦如柴的矮子，我見過很多膽小的人，但從沒見過像博卡帕利亞人這麼膽小的人。”

村民們都羞愧地低下了頭，馬西諾說他們膽小，實在是一針見血。但馬西諾並沒有責怪鄉親們的意思。他讓大家把女巫的事詳細地說了一遍，然後說：“我現在問你們三個問題，然後，等半夜一到，我就去抓住這個女巫，把她帶到這裏來。”

“問吧，問吧!”大家齊說。

“第一個問題要先問理髮師。這個月有多少人到你那裏理髮?”

理髮師回答：

“有長鬍子的，有短鬍子的，

有鬍子軟軟的，有鬍子彎曲的，

有鬈髮的，有蓬髮的，

我的剪刀給他們都剪過。”

“現在我問你，鞋匠，這個月有多少人到你那裏修鞋呢?”

“唉，”鞋匠說：

“我修過木拖鞋，修過皮拖鞋，

釘了一堆鞋釘，上了一堆掌鐵;

我修過布鞋，修過蛇皮鞋，

但現在人們都沒了錢，無人再來了。”

“第三個問題要問你了，制繩匠，這個月你賣出去多少根繩子?”

制繩匠說：

“柳繩，線繩，

搓的和編的草繩，

細細的柳條井繩，

粗如胳膊，細如針，

硬的如鐵，軟的如豬油，

這個月我賣了很多根。”

“好了，都明白了。”馬西諾說，在篝火旁躺下，“我現在先睡上兩個小時，我實在太累了。到半夜，你們把我叫醒，我去抓那個女巫。”說完，他用帽子遮住臉，睡着了。

村民們靜靜地守候在一邊，連大氣都不敢出，怕吵醒他。到半夜，馬西諾自己醒了過來，他打了個哈欠，喝下一小杯熱酒，又朝篝火吐了三口唾沫，然後，旁若無人地站起來直奔樹林。

村民們都留在原地等他，只見篝火燒成了火炭，火炭又燒成了柴灰，柴灰也變黑了，這時，馬西諾回來了。身後還帶着一個人，好像被拉着鬍子，是誰呀?是伯爵，伯爵一邊哭着，掙扎着，一邊求饒。

“這就是女巫!”馬西諾喊道。隨後又問：“熱酒放在哪裏了”?

伯爵在衆人的怒目逼視下，蜷縮在地上，好像一隻凍壞的蒼蠅。

馬西諾解釋說：“不可能是你們當中的人乾的，因爲你們都理過發，剪過鬍鬚，不可能在樹叢中留下鬚毛;樹林裏有又大又重的鞋印，而你們都是赤腳進樹林的。也不可能是什麼精靈乾的，因爲精靈沒必要去買那麼多繩子綁了牲畜，再拉走。哎，我要的熱酒呢?”

伯爵渾身哆嗦着，竭力要躲到他的鬍子裏面，馬西諾把他從樹叢後拉出來的時候，他的鬍子被拉得亂七八糟。

“那他用什麼方法看我們一眼，就會讓我們昏倒呢?”一位村民問。

“他用包了布的木棍子在你們的頭上猛擊一棍，這樣你們覺得像吹氣一樣，頭上無痕跡，醒來時頭昏腦沉。”

“那他丟在森林中的那些頭釵呢?”另一個人問。

“這些頭釵是他用來把鬍子扎到頭上的，就像女人扎頭髮那樣。”

村民們都安靜地聽着，當馬西諾說“現在，大家想怎麼處置他?”時，人羣中爆發出一陣激動的喊聲：“燒死他!剝他的皮!把他綁在杆子上當稻草人!把他關在桶裏讓他不停地轉!把他跟六隻貓，六隻狗一起捆進一個袋子裏!”

“饒命!”伯爵用顫抖的聲音哀求着。

“我看這樣吧，”馬西諾說，“讓他把牲畜都還給大家，再讓他把所有的牛棚打掃乾淨。既然他喜歡夜裏到森林中去，就罰他每天晚上都去給你們撿柴火。告訴孩子們以後看到地上有髮釵的話再也不要撿了，它們都是女巫米奇利娜的，她再也不能梳理好頭髮和鬍子了。”

村民們就照馬西諾說的做了。隨後，馬西諾又動身遊歷世界去了，一路上，他加入了一次又一次的戰爭，每一次戰爭都持續了很長時間，有詩爲證：

啊，戰爭中的士兵，

你吃的差，睡在地上，

將火藥裝進炮膛，

嘣!嘣!

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