經典兒童英語故事
小孩子就要從小培養，教他英語也不例外。小編在此獻上英語故事，希望對你有所幫助。
幽默小故事：誤會
Wrong
Mark’s favorite cup is broken, and he feels unhappy. Susan sees and asks him, “ You look sad. What’s the matter?”
Mark says, “There is something wrong with my cup.”
Susan says, “Don’t worry. I can repair it.”
Mark feels surprised and asks, “Repair? You can repair it? You?”
“Yes. Believe me! Where is it?” Susan answers.
“Here. My cup is broken. Are you sure you can repair it?” Mark takes out his cuo.
誤會
馬克最喜歡的杯子了，他很不開心。蘇珊看見了就問他：“你看上去不太開心。怎麼了?”
蘇珊說：“別擔心。我會補好它的。”
馬克聽了感到奇怪，就問她：“補?你會補?真的嗎?”
“沒錯。相信我。在哪裏呢?”蘇珊說。
“這兒。我的cup破了。你確信補好它嗎?”馬克拿出了杯子。
“cup? 你以爲是cap.”蘇珊說道。說完他倆都笑了。
幽默小故事：那不是我的狗
That Is Not My Dog!
A woman walks into a pet shop and sees a cute little dog. She asks the shopkeeper, “Does your dog bite?”
The shopkeeper says, “No, my dog does not bit.”
The woman tries to pet the dog and the dog bites her.
“Ouch!” She says, “I thought you said your dog does not bite!”
The shopkeeper replies, “That is not my dog!”
那不是我的狗
一個婦人走進一家寵物店，看見一隻很可愛的小狗。她問店主：“你的狗咬人嗎?”
店主說：“不，我的狗不咬人。”
於是這個婦人試着撫摸小狗，可是小狗卻咬了她。
“哎喲!”婦人說，“我想你剛纔還說你的狗不咬人。”
店主人回答說：“那不是我的狗。”
幽默小故事：我沒法煮它
I can’t Cook It
It’s sunny day in spring. Miss Cat is fishing. Suddenly the fishing rod moves. “Great! Oh, it’s so heavy!” Miss Cat says happily.
The fish is plucked out of the river. “Oh, a big fish! How big the fish is!” She cheers. But she puts the fish into the river and goes on fishing.
At the time Mr. House goes by and sees it. “What do you set it free?” He asks. “Because my pot is too small. I can’t cook it,” Miss Cat says.
我沒法煮它
這是春天裏一個陽光明媚的日子，貓小姐在河邊釣魚。突然魚竿動了動。“太棒了!哇，好重啊!”貓小姐高興地喊着。
魚被拉出來了。“啊!一條大魚!這條大魚可真大呀!”她歡呼道。但是她卻把魚放回河裏，又繼續釣魚。
這時候馬先生路過，看見這一切，就問她：“爲什麼你把魚放了?” “因爲我的鍋太小。我沒辦法燒這麼大的魚。”貓小姐回答說。
