兒童經典幽默英語故事三篇
小孩子就要從小培養，教他英語也不例外。小編在此獻上英語故事，希望對你有所幫助。
幽默小故事：聰明的國王所羅門
The Clever King Solomon
Long, long ago, there was a king. Solomon was his name. He was very clever.
In his country, there were two women. They lived in the same house and each had a child.
One night, one of the babies died. The dead baby’s mother took the other woman’s baby, and put it in her own bed.
The next morning , they had a quarrel.
“No, this is my baby!” The dead is yours!”
Each one wanted the living baby. So they went to see King Solomon.
“Bring me a knife, cut the child into two and five each woman one half.” said the King.
“Oh. Your Majesty! Give her my baby. Please don’t kill my baby!”
Then King Solomon pointed to the woman in teas and said, “Give the baby to her. She is the mother.”
聰明的國王所羅門
很久很久之前，有一位國王，他的名字叫所羅門，他非常聰明。
在他的國家裏，有兩位婦女，她們住在同一間房子裏。各有一個嬰兒。
一天夜裏，其中一個嬰兒死了。他的媽媽抱另一位婦女的小孩，把他放在自己的牀上。
第二天早上，他們發生了爭吵。
“不，這是我的孩子!這個死的是你的!”
他們都想要這個活着的孩子，於是她們去見所羅門國王。
“給我拿把刀來，把這個孩子切成兩半，沒人一半。”國王判決道。
“哦，陛下，把我的孩子給她吧。請不要殺了我的孩子!”一位母親哭喊道。
於是所羅門指着流淚的婦女說：“把孩子給她，她是真正的母親。”
幽默小故事：白雪公主
Snow White
Snow White is born on a cold winter day. She is as white as snow. Her eyes are very big, her hair very long and her voice is sweet. She is very kind and beautiful. Everyone loves her. Her mummy, the Queen loves her, too. But she died.
A new Queen comes. She is beautiful, but bad. She doesn’t like Snow White, because Snow White is the most beautiful girl in the world.
“I will kill Snow White.” So she orders a hunter to kill Snow White. The hunter is an honest man. “You are a good girl; I don’t want to kill you.” So he lets Snow White go.
Snow White goes into a forest. She finds a house, and goes into the house. Seven dwarfs live there. They like Snow White, and ask Snow White to live with them.
No sooner, the new Queen dies. Because she isn’t the most beautiful woman in the world.
白雪公主
白雪公主出生在一個寒冷的冬天，因此她像雪一樣潔白無瑕。她又兩隻大眼晴，有漂亮的長頭髮和甜蜜的聲音。她又善良又美麗。每個人都很喜歡她。她媽媽——皇后也愛她，但她死了。
一位新皇后來了，她很漂亮但很惡毒。她不喜歡白雪公主，因爲白雪公主是世界上最美麗的女孩。
“我一定要殺死白雪公主。“因此，她命令一位獵人去殺白雪公主。這位獵人是一個誠實的人。 “你是一個好姑娘，我不想殺你。”所有他放走了白雪公主。
白雪公主走進一片森林，她發現了一個房子，並且走進了房子。七個小矮人住在房子裏。他們很喜歡白雪公主並留她一起住下來了。
不久，女皇死了，因爲她不是世界上最美麗的人。
幽默小故事：我“聰明“的狗
My “Clever” Dog
Bobby is my dog. I love him. He can roll on the floor. He can play balls with me. He can look after my house when I am out. Bobby is very clever. But sometimes he isn’t.
One day Bobby runs away. He is out for three days. After he comes back, I tie him to a tree and give him some food. Bobby begins to eat. But then he stops. He sees a fox. The fox is looking at his food. Bobby barks and barks. He wants to catch the fox. But he can’t. The fox runs round the tree. Bobby runs after the fox. So the rope goes ground the tree. Of course Bobby can’t run. The doc can eat the food. Quickly she eats up the food and runs away.
我“聰明“的狗
巴比是我的狗。我很愛他。他會在地板上打滾。他會和我玩球。他能在外出的時候幫我看家。巴比很聰明，可是有些時候他也不聰明。
一天，巴比跑了出去，3天沒回家。他回來後，我把他拴在一棵樹上，給他一些食物。巴比吃着食物，但是又停了下來。他看見一隻狐狸。這隻狐狸正盯着他的食物。巴比朝狐狸一個勁地叫。他想抓住狐狸。但是他辦不到。狐狸喀什繞着樹跑，巴比就追着它跑。於是繩子就繞在了數上。當然巴比就跑不開了。那隻狐狸跑去吃他的食物。很快就吃光了所有食物，而後跑走了。
