星座運勢—年6月7號這周

Your Horoscopes - Week Of June 7, 2016

星座運勢--2016年6月7號這周

Aries | March 21 to April 19

白羊座 3.21-4.19

It may be years before your coworkers treat you with respect again, but it will have been worth it for the brief time spent in the panda suit.

讓你的同事再次尊敬的對待你也許要好多年，但這將會是值得的，因爲你穿熊貓西服度過了一段時間。

Taurus | April 20 to May 20

金牛座 4.20-5.20

You will be upgraded with improved graphics and greater ease of use, but processor speed remains a problem.

你將會使用升級改善過的製圖法，會更容易使用，但是處理器的速度仍然是個問題。

Gemini | May 21 to June 20

雙子座 5.21-6.20

Awesome forces beyond your control will continue to cause pictures and sounds to emanate from your TV.

不受你控制的強大力量將繼續形成從電視機散發出來的圖片和聲音。

Cancer | June 21 to July 22

巨蟹座 6.21-7.22

As the August issue of Vogue says, being fashion-forward in every aspect of your life is easier than ever. However, this assurance merely serves to confuse you.

正如《時尚》雜誌的八月刊上所載，現在生活中每一方面表現的前衛比以往任何時候都更容易。然而，這一保證只是爲了迷惑你。

Leo | July 23 to Aug. 22

獅子座 7.23-8.22

Strangely, no one will congratulate you when you finally win your lifelong battle with oxygen addiction.

很奇怪的是，當你終於在與氧氣上癮這一終身戰鬥中獲勝時，卻沒有人來恭喜你。

Virgo | Aug. 23 to Sept. 22

處女座 8.23-9.22

This will be a lucky week indeed, since no one enjoys a good concussion more than you.

本週確確實實是個幸運周，因爲沒有人比你的腦震盪結果要好。

Libra | Sept. 23 to Oct. 22

天秤座 9.23-10.22

When you boasted last week that "nothing can stop me now," you apparently forgot about syphilis.

當你上週吹噓到"現在沒有什麼能阻止我了"時，顯然忘記了梅毒。

Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21

蠍子座 10.23-11.21

Investigators from several federal agencies will conclude that the failure of an 89-cent O-ring caused you to explode over Florida.

幾個聯邦機構的調查員們將會得出結論：89分的橡膠圈的失敗導致了你在佛羅里達州的爆炸。

Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21

射手座 11.22-12.21

Your fascination with the Vietnam War, combined with your love of romance novels and vampire myths, cause you to produce the worst work of fiction ever.

你對越南戰爭的癡迷，再加上你對浪漫小說和吸血鬼神話的喜愛，將會讓你寫出史上最差的科幻小說。

Capricorn | Dec. 22 to Jan. 19

摩羯座 12.22-1.19

Don't worry: Men won't realize it's a prosthesis at first, and by the time they do, they'll have paid and gone.

別擔心：剛開始人們不會意識到它是假肢的，但是隨着時間的推移，他們是會發現的，但那時候他們已經付完錢走人了。

Aquarius | Jan. 20 to Feb. 18

寶瓶座 1.20-2.18

You've been on hold for three years now and are beginning to suspect that your call isn't important to them after all.

你已經等別人電話等了3年，現在你開始懷疑你的電話也許對別人根本不重要。

Pisces | Feb. 19 to March 20

雙魚座 2.19-3.20

It's never too late to start your life over, but hurry, as you only have minutes left.

重新開始生活永遠不晚，但是你要趕快，就好像還剩下幾分鐘一樣加快。