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![開心一笑:我是來給你安裝電話的]()
Ayoungbusinessmanhadjuststartedhisbusiness,andrentedabeautifuloffice.一個年輕人剛剛開始做生意，就租了一個漂亮的辦公室。Sittingthere,hesawamancomeintotheouteroffice.Wishingtoappearbusy,thebusinessmanpick......
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![開心一笑:把鑰匙給我...]()
AfriendofminewasgivinganEnglishlessontoaclassofadultwhohadrecentlycometoliveintheUnitedStates.Afterplacingquiteanumberofeverydayobjectsonatable,heaskedvariousmembersoftheclasstogivehimtheruler,thebook......
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![開心一笑:到底誰逆行?]()
Asaseniorcitizenwasdrivingdownthefreeway,hiscarphonerang.Answering,heheardhiswife'svoiceurgentlywarninghim,"Herman,Ijustheardonthenewsthatthere'sacargoingthewrongwayon280.Pleasebecareful!"一個......
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![開心一笑:鑰匙還是接吻? Keys or Kiss?]()
AfriendofminewasgivinganEnglishlessontoaclassofadultwhohadrecentlycometoliveintheUnitedStates.Afterplacingquiteanumberofeverydayobjectsonatable,heaskedvariousmembersoftheclasstogivehimtheruler,thebook......
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![開心一笑:時間對豬有什麼意義?]()
Onedayavisitorfromthecitycametoasmallruralareatodrivearoundthecountryroads，seehowthefarmslooked，andfarmersearnedtheirliving.Thecitymansawafarmerinhisyard，holdingapigupinhishands，andliftingitsothatthepigco......
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![開心一笑:多吃些魚]()
你的醫生說的是“多吃些魚”還是“要總吃魚”？......
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![開心一笑:減肥專用鈴聲]()
我正在節食，你能不能給我弄一個鈴聲，響起來就象在有人在告訴我“你（身材）看起來真棒。”......
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![開心一笑:送給媽媽的禮物]()
Threesonsdiscussedthegiftstheywereabletogivetheirelderlymother.Thefirstsaid,"Ibuiltabighouseforourmother."Thesecondsaid,"IsentheraMercedeswithadriver."Thethirdsmiledandsaid,"I'vegotyoubothbeat.Rem......
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![開心一笑:叛徒的相對定義]()
Younghopeful:"Father,whatisatraitorinpolitics?"Father(aveteranpolitician):"Atraitorisamanwholeavesourpartyandgoesovertotheotherone."Younghopeful:"Wellthen,whatisamanwholeaveshispartyandcomesovertoyour......
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![開心一笑:袋鼠到底能跳過高]()
TheabilityoftheKangarooThezoobuiltaspecialeight-foot-highenclosureforitsnewlyacquiredkangaroo,butthenextmorningtheanimalwasfoundhoppingaroundoutside.Theheightofthefencewasincreasedto15feet,butthekanga......
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![開心一笑:湯姆上學遲到的原因]()
Teacher:Tom,whyareyoulateforschooleveryday?Tom:EverytimeIcometothecorner,asignsays,School-GoSlow.老師：湯姆，您為什麼每天上學遲到？湯姆：我每次路過拐角，一個路標上面寫著：學校——慢行。......
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![開心一笑:迷上wifi的小鳥]()
He'sgotwifi.他連上wifi了……......
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![開心一笑: Doctor, It Hurts 醫生,好疼]()
Amanwassittinginabarwithtearsstreamingdownhisface.一個男人坐在酒吧裡痛哭流淚。Afriendwalkedinandaskedwhyhewassounhappy.Theweepingonesaid,ThedoctorhasjusttoldmeI'llhavetotakethesetabletsfortheresto......
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![開心一笑:勒索聖誕樹 An Axe to Grind]()
AboybegshisfathertogethimaChristmastreethisyear.一個孩子求他爸爸，說能不能今年為家裡準備一棵聖誕樹Eachyear,theboyasksandthefathertellshim,"Idon'twanttopayforit."小男孩每年求他爸爸得到的都是同樣的回......
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![開心一笑:打獵的技巧 About Hunting]()
TwoRussianhuntersmeet."Ishotagiganticbearyesterday,"saysIvan."Lookatthehide!""Howdoyoufindsuchhugebears?"Sergeiasks."Easy,"saysIvan."Youstandinfrontofacaveandwhistle.Whenthebearcomesout,youshoot."Week......
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![開心一笑:老頭兒賣馬鞍的訣竅]()
Afterhisbelovedhorsedied,amanwantedtoplaceanadinthenewspaperlikethis:Horsesaddleandbridlefor$vertently（非故意地）thepaperaddedacommatothead,whichreadinstead:Horse,saddleandbridlefor$diatelysomeonerespond......
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![開心一笑: 我的衣服太重了]()
Myclothesaretooheavy!我的衣服太重了！......
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![開心一笑:寫一百萬遍"我有錢"]()
（書面文字容易進入潛意識）——寫一百萬遍“我有錢”——不錯！等我寫完的時候，我很可能就變得富有了。......
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![開心一笑:十大經典店鋪口號]()
ideamufflershop:"Noappointmentnecessary,wehearyoucoming."1.一家消聲器店外：“根本不用預約，我們聽到你來了！”ideahotel:"Help!Weneedinn-experiencedpeople."2.酒店門外：“幫幫忙！我們缺少常住小酒館的人。”adeskina......
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![開心一笑:為今天而活]()
昨天僅僅是個回憶，明天只是個幻想，為今天活著吧！這是來自我們信用卡公司的宣傳語。......
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![開心一笑:急診 Help! Doctor]()
"Help!Doctor!Pleasecomequickly!Myten-year-oldsonhasjustswallowedapen!""Ok,I'llberightthere.I'llbetherein10to20minutes.""Good,amIsupposedtodointhemeantime?""Justuseanotherpen!"醫生，救命！請您快點......
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![開心一笑:全球變暖的真正原因]()
Idon'tknowwhatcausesglobalwarming,butI'venoticeditalwaysgetsalotwarmerwhenIpee.啥是影響全球變暖的原因，偶是不懂滴~不過，每次我在尿尿時，的確感到周圍有那麼一些變暖了……......
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![開心一笑:小學生的邏輯推理]()
Afourth-gradeteacherwasgivingherpupilsalessononlogic."Hereisthesituation,"shesaid."amanisstandingupinaboatinthemiddleofariver,fishing.Heloseshisbalance,fallsin,andbeginssplashingandyellingforhelp.Hisw......
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![開心一笑: 兒子的大腦袋 Big Head]()
"Allthekidsmakefunofme,"theboycriedtohismother,"TheysayIhaveabighead."“所有的孩子都拿我開玩笑，”小男孩哭著跟媽媽說：“他們說我長了一個大腦袋。”"Don'tlistentothem,"hismothercomfortedhim,"Youhaveabea......
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![開心一笑:女人們愛哭的原因]()
你也許知道女人們愛哭，但你永遠不知道她們為什麼哭，研究表明，60%以上的女性自己也不知道為什麼自己會哭……......
