你做過的最奇葩的兼職是什麼？大家的回覆太神奇範例
對很多青少年來說，暑假兼職是人生的必經之路，他們在父母的勸勉之下，放下浮躁的心態，通過這堂寶貴的社會課堂學習責任感、正確的金錢觀，懂得刻苦努力的重要性。
不論你賺錢的目的是爲了買自行車，購置人生第一輛私人汽車還是買一件畢業舞會上穿的禮服，開始投身到兼職中去時我們總是滿懷期待，希望能自由獨立起來，我們幾乎感覺自己已經是合格的成年人了，可是，現實往往不盡如人願。
美國脫口秀主持人Jimmy Fallon素來喜歡在社交網絡上發起各種傳奇式的標籤話題挑戰賽，他爲我們做出了一項巨大的貢獻：請人們在社交網絡上分享他們最糟糕的暑假兼職經歷。不用多說，大家曬出的段子裏有不少貨真價實的經典笑料。BoredPanda精選了一組上述段子，一起來看一看吧！
1. I worked at a historic site once where I had to dress as a bison and be chased by hordes of 5 year olds in a bison hunt. Once after being killed in the bison hunt I was breathing too heavily from running. One of them yelled ”it’s alive” and punched me in the face.
我在一個歷史博物館工作，要裝扮成野牛的樣子，在一個名爲“捕獵野牛”的活動中被一羣5歲的熊孩子狂追。有一次我被他們獵到後，他們把我“殺”了，可是，由於我剛被狂追了一陣，還在粗聲地喘氣，一個熊孩子大喊“它還活着”，然後在我臉上狠狠揍了一拳。
2. I was 10 and went to my grandfather farm he gave me 10$ to be a scar crow. I stood there in the sun yelling for an hour until my mom came and yelled at him.
我10歲的時候，去外公的農場玩，他給了我10美元，讓我去扮稻田裏的稻草人。於是我頂着大太陽在田裏站了一個小時，還要大聲吼叫。直到我媽來了我才解脫，她還吼了我外公一頓。
3. I was hired at an elderly people’s home for patients with dementia. On my first day I accidently pressed the door button and the old people escaped. We had to run through town rounding them up.
我受僱在一個老年之家做兼職。那裏的老人都有老年癡呆症。入職第一天我不小心按了一個按鈕，把大門打開了，於是那些老人都逃了出去。我們不得不跑遍全鎮才把他們都捉回來。
4. As a public school teacher in North Carolina, I don’t make much money. So I had to deliver pizzas one summer. My second delivery was to one of my former students. Her first words,”what, you get fired?”
作爲一個在卡羅來納州北部公立學校教書的老師，我收入微薄，一年暑假我不得不送披薩外賣賺錢。我的第二單生意送到了一個過去的學生家裏。她看到我的第一句話是，“什麼，你被炒魷魚了嗎？”
5. Working at a nursing home at 17 year old. A woman of 79 year old accused me of stealing and wearing her adult diaper to steal her 87-year-old boyfriend cause It padded my butt and made me appear to have a butt like hers that he loved. She never allowed me in her room after that...
17歲的時候我曾經在一個養老院做兼職，一個79歲的老奶奶控訴我偷竊還擅自穿了她的成人紙尿褲。她說我穿她的紙尿褲的目的是墊襯自己的屁股，讓我的屁股看起來像她的，好搶走她87歲的男朋友，她男朋友就喜歡那樣的屁股。從那之後她再也不讓我進她的房間了……
6. Had a job walking five chihuahuas. When they got tired, I had to carry them home. Two in my arm, two on my shoulders and one on my head.
要溜5只吉娃娃，它們走累了我還要把它們抱回家。兩隻抱在手裏，兩隻搭在我肩膀上，還有一隻騎在我的頭上。
7. When I had to play Kid (uncredited) every summer for 3 years.
連續3年每年夏天都去當羣衆演員，每年演的都是“某小孩”。
8. I was babysitting two kids. One ran out the front door, one went out the back. When I ran around the house to find them, they ran back inside, locked me out, and turned the sprinklers on.
給兩個小孩當保姆。其中一個朝前門跑，一個往後門跑。爲了找到他們我跑遍了整個屋子，他們又掉頭跑回來，把我關在外面，還把花園裏的灑水器打開了。
9. I earned $30 working construction for a temp agency one day in college. When I finished, there was a $35 parking ticket on my car. I refer to it as the day I paid to work...
有一次在一個大學校園裏爲臨時工中介幹活，賺了30美元。完工後，我發現自己要支付35美元的違規停車罰單。我把這一天稱作我掏錢工作的日子。
