關於經典的英文笑話大全
笑話是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透過笑話我們可以看到一個民族的生存環境、生活方式、社會關係和心理特徵等等。本站小編整理了關於經典的英文笑話，歡迎閱讀!
你讀過《哈姆雷特》嗎
A student in the literature class asked his teacher if he had read a hot novel. The teacher said that he had not read the book.
文學課上，一個學生問老師是否看過一本最新的暢銷小說。老師說還沒有看過那本書。
"What a surprise,"said the student.“It has been published for several months.”
“太讓人吃驚了，”這個學生說，“這本書已經出版好幾個月了。”
"Then have you read Shakespeare's Hamlet?”asked the teacher.
“那麼你看過莎士比亞的《哈姆雷特》嗎?”老師問。
"No，”said the student.
“沒有。”學生回答道。
"What a pity ! You’d better hurry，for it has been published for several hundred years.”
“太遺憾了!你最好快點兒，因爲這本書已經出版了好幾百年了。”
關於經典的英文笑話篇二教授與聾啞人
A group from Chicago spent a weekend gambling in Las Vegas. One of the men on the train won$100，000. He didn’t want anyone to know about it，so he decided not to return with others，but took a later plane home，arriving back at 3 am.
週末，有一個從芝加哥來的旅行團在拉斯維加斯賭錢。其中一個人贏了10萬美元。他不願意讓別人知道，所以他決定不和別人一起回去，他乘了一架晚一些的飛機回家，到家的時候已是凌晨3點。他立刻來到房子的後花園，挖了一個洞，把錢埋了進去。
He immediately went out to the back garden of his house，dug a hole and planted the money in it. The following morning he walked outside and found only an empty hole. He noticed footsteps leading from the hole to the house next door，which was owned by a deaf mute. On the same street lived a professor who understood sign language and was a friend of the deaf man. Grabbing his pistol，the enraged man went to awaken the professor and dragged him to the deaf man’s house.
第二天早晨，他出去發現洞是空的。他看到有腳印延伸到他的鄰居家裏，那裏住着一個聾啞人。在同一條街道上，還住着一位教授，他懂得手語，是那個聾啞人的朋友。這個人非常生氣，他帶了一把手槍，把教授叫醒，然後把他拖到聾啞人家裏。
"You tell the guy that if he doesn't give me back my$100 000，I’m going to kill him，”He screamed at the professor. The professor conveyed the message to his friend，and his friend replied in sign language，“I hid in my backyard，under the cherry tree.”
“告訴他如果不還我10萬美元，我就把他殺了!”他對教授吼道。教授把他的意思告訴了他的朋友‘他的朋友用手語告訴教授:“我把它藏在了後院的櫻桃樹下了。”
The professor turned to the man with the gun and said，“He’s not going to tell you. He says he he’d rather die first.”
教授轉身對持槍的人說道:“他說他寧願去死也不會告訴你。”
關於經典的英文笑話篇三自己做好準備
A story around campus has it that a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading:"Mo-flunked all courses. Kicked out of are Pop."
校園裏流傳着這樣的故事:一個學生一次給父母拍了一份電報，上面寫着:“媽媽—我所有功課都不及格，被學校開除了。讓爸爸做好準備。”
Two days later he received a response:"Pop prepared. Prepare yourself.”
兩天以後，他收到了回電:“爸爸已準備好。你自己做好準備吧!”
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