小學生英語的笑話大全欣賞
外國人的笑話雖然不會讓你捧腹大笑，但是也會微微一笑哦，小編今天就給大家帶來了英語的笑話，有時間的可以笑一笑哦
英語笑話一
always thirsty 總感到口渴
"i had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."
一個男人對他的朋友說：“我動了一次手術，手術後醫生把一塊海綿忘在我的身體裏了。”
"that's terrible!" said the friend. "got any pain?"
“真是太糟糕了!”朋友說道：“你覺得疼嗎?”
"no, but i am always thirsty!"
“不疼，可是我總感到口渴。”
英語笑話二
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
老師： 這兒有兩隻鳥，一隻是麻雀。誰能指出哪隻是燕子，哪隻是麻雀嗎?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
學生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
Teacher: Please tell us.
老師：請說說看。
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
學生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。
英語笑話三
if I Am a Manager One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if I Am a Manager. All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason. “I am waiting for my secretary,” was the boy’s answer.如果我是一個經理 一天課上，老師要同學們以“如果我是一個經理”爲題寫一篇作文。 所有的學生都在動筆寫了，只有一個男生例外。老師走過去問他爲什麼不寫。 “我在等我的祕書”。那孩子答道。NOTE assign vt.分配, 指派 (與to連用)分配 The monitor was assigned to take notes for the meeting.
