笑死人不償命的英語笑話：財政學的一課

Smith was the manager of aconstruction',event)">construction company and was taking bids on a new project. The first bidder was a Polish company, and their representativeoffered to do the job for $ 400,000.

"That seems reasonable," said Smith. "Can you give me a breakdown on that?"

"Sure," said the Pole, " $200, 000 for labor and $ 200,000 for materials. "

Next to make a bid was the Standard AmericanConstruction',event)">Construction Company, which bid $ 800,000.

"Hmm, that seems a bit high," said Smith. "What's the breakdown?"

" $ 400,000 0n materials, $ 400,000 0n labor. "

"I'll get back to you. "

Finally the representative of Cohen, Goldstein and Leibowitz entered Smith's office.

" $ 1,200,000 is our bid," said the agent."$11 200, 0001 That' s way out of line," exclaimed Smith. "Can you give me a brea kdown on that?"

"No problem," replied the rep. " $400, 000 for me,$ 400 , 000 for you and $ 400 . 000 for the Polacks.

史密斯是一家建設公司的經理，他正負責一個新工程的招標案。第一位投標的是一家波蘭公司，他們的代表出價四十萬元接那個案子。“似乎很合理，”史密斯說。“你可不可以給我一張明細表呢?”

“當然沒問題，”波蘭公司代表說道，“廿萬元工資，廿萬元材科費。”

下一個出標的是美國標準建設公司，他們以八十萬元競標。

“嗯，這個價錢似乎有些偏高，”史密斯說道。“你們有明細表嗎?’

“四十萬元材料，四十萬元工資。”

“我以後再同你聯繫。”

最後可翰·高斯坦·雷伯威茲公司的代表走進史密斯辦公室。“一百廿萬元是我們競標的價碼，”代表說道。

“一百廿萬元這個標高得太過分了，”史密斯叫道：“你可以給我一張明細表嗎?"

“沒有問題，”代表回答道。“四十萬元給我，四十萬元給你，最後四十萬元則給那家波蘭佬開的公司。”