笑死人不償命的英語笑話：向你的煩惱說再見

　　A Jew, an Indian and a black were lined up to enter the Kingdom of Heaven.

Said the Jew to St. Peter, 66 Frankly, I'm rather surprised to be here. All my life Christians have despised and reviled me. "

"That's a great sorrow to us," said St. Peter, "but you won-t find that kind of prejudice here. Here, all are truly equal. Just spell God and you may enter. "

Next,the Indian came forward and said,"r,all my life I suffered from poverty and discrimination,and could only live in I truly be free here?"

"My son, your troubles are over. Just spell the word God you will be free as a bird. "

The Indian obliged and he, too, entered the Heavenly Kingdom.

Next, the black man strode forward. "St. Peter," he said, "all my life people looked down on me and treated me unfairly. That won't happen here, will it?"

"Of course not, my boy. We don't do that kind of thing here. Just spell" onomatopoeia "and the Kingdom of Heaven is yours "

　　一位猶太人、一位印第安人和一位黑人列隊進入天國之門。

那位猶太人對聖彼得說：“坦白講，能到這裏讓我蠻驚訝的，我一輩子一直都受到的輕視和侮辱。”

“我們實在感到非常遺憾，”聖彼得說，“但我們這裏沒有那樣的偏見，這裏每個人都完全平等，只要拼出G。d這個詞你就能進入天堂。”

那名猶太人正確地拼出 God後，被招入門內。 接着印第安人走向前說道“聖彼得，我一輩子飽受貧窮和種族歧視的打擊，而且只能住在居留地內，我在這裏能得到真正的自由嗎?”

“小兄弟，你的煩惱已經結束了，只要拼出God這個詞，你就能像小鳥一樣自由自在。”

印第安人照着做，不久也被引入天堂。

接着那名黑人跨步向前，“聖彼得，”他說道，“一輩子人們都瞧不起我，不公平對待我，在這裏那些事不會發生吧!”

“當然不會，我的弟兄，我們不會做那樣的事，只要拼出onomatopoeia這個詞，天堂之國就是你的了!”