少年兒童雙語小笑話短篇
英語的笑話一般都不會關於長，但是又很有意思，今天小編就給大家分享一下英語笑話，喜歡的可以來參考一下
少兒雙語小笑話閱讀
What has one eye but cannot see?
什麼有一隻眼睛，卻看不見?
A needle.
針。
少兒英語笑話
Half or Five Tenths?
Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths?
Gerald: I'd much rather have the half.
Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why.
Gerald: Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths.
半個還是十分之五
老師：你願意要半個柑橘，還是十分之五個柑橘?
傑拉得：我寧可要半個。
老師：仔細想想，說出理由來。
傑拉得：因爲你如果把柑橘切成十分之五，那柑橘汁就損失太多了。
英語的小笑話閱讀
How Many Rabbits?
Teacher: Now, Jonathan, if I gave you three rabbits and then the next day I gave you five rabbits, how many rabbits would you have?
Jonathan: Nine, sir.
Teacher: Nine?
Jonathan: I've got one already, sir.
多少隻兔子?
老師：好，喬納森，假如我給你三隻兔子，第二天我又給你五隻，你一共有多少隻兔子?
喬納森：一共有九隻，先生。
老師：九隻?
喬納森：先生，我本來就有一隻。
