英文小笑話:Wedding or Not（要否結婚）
Uncle Frank, at 79, was a healthy and wealthy man, a lifelong bachelor. He courted a lot, he said, but never boiled over-just simmered. On a whim, he decided to take a trip around the country to look up nearly a dozen old girlfriends.
Upon his return he exclaimed, Whew! Thank goodness I never married any of those women - They're all widows now!要否結婚
弗蘭克叔叔七十八歲了，富有而健康。他是個終生單身漢。他曾追求過很多女孩，但從不過熱----見好就收。一天他突發奇想，決定四處走走，去看看他那些接近一打的舊時女友。
他回來即嘆道：噓！謝天謝地幸虧我沒娶那些女人中的任何一個。如今她們都成寡婦了！
