英語笑話:I Don't Need to Steal Any More 我不需要再偷了

The owner of a large department store went over hisbooks and discovered that his most trusted employee had stolenover a million dollars from the firm．“I want no scandal，” saidthe owner．“I'll just fire you．” The employee replied，“True，I robbed your firm of quitea tidy sum． I now have yachts， a country mansion， jewelry，and every luxury you can think of． I don't need a thing， sowhy hire somebody else and have him start from scratch？”一家大百貨店的老闆在查帳中發現，他最信任的僱員從 公司偷走了一百多萬美元。“我不要醜聞。”老闆說。“我只要開除你。” 那個僱員回答說：“不錯，我是偷了你公司相當一大筆錢。現在我有遊艇、一座鄉村別墅、珠寶，以及你能想到的一切 奢侈品。我什麼都不需要了，你爲什麼要再僱個人來，讓他從頭做起呢？”