英語笑話:老虎來了

When a Tiger comes Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of "Nikes" from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, "Do you.think you will run faster than the tiger with those?" His friend replies: "I don't have to out run it, I just have to run faster than you."兩個男人正在穿過叢林，突然，一隻老虎出現在遠處，向他們衝來。 　　當中的一個人從包裏拿出一雙“耐克”跑鞋，開始穿上。另一個人驚奇地看着他說，“你以爲穿上跑鞋就可以跑得過老虎嗎？” 他的朋友回答道：“我不用跑得過它，我只要跑得比你快就行了。”