英語笑話:我丈夫馬上就要回來了範例

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A married man was visiting his "girlfriend" when she requested that he shave his beard.

一個已婚男人去拜訪他的“女朋友”時，女朋友要求他剃去鬍鬚。

"Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."

“噢，詹姆斯，我喜歡你的鬍子，但我更喜歡看到你英俊的面孔。”

James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she would kill me!!"

詹姆斯回答說，“我的妻子喜歡我的鬍子，所以我不可能剃掉它，否則她會殺了我的。”

"Oh please?" the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice...

“噢，我求你了，”女朋友用一種低沉的、性感的聲音又一次說道。

"Oh really, I can't," he replies..."My wife loves this beard!!"

“可是，我不能，”他回答道，“我的妻子喜歡這鬍子。”

The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighs and finally gives in.

在女朋友再三請求下，他終於屈服同意了。

That night James crawls into bed with his wife while she was sleeping.

夜裏，在妻子熟睡時，詹姆斯爬上了牀。

The wife is awakened somewhat, feels his face and replies "Oh Michael, you shouldn't be here, my husband will be home soon!"

妻子朦朦朧朧地摸了摸他的臉說道，“噢，邁克爾，你不應該在這裏，我的丈夫很快就要回來了。”