微訪談 原來你是這樣的謝耳朵

Knock knock knock, sheldon knock knockknock, sheldon knock knock knock, sheldon oh？why are you gettingfat, your change makes me flurried.

三聲敲門，謝耳朵在不？三聲敲門，謝耳朵在不？三聲敲門，謝耳朵(⊙o⊙)在不？你爲什麼長膘了。你體型的變化讓我有些慌亂。

Oh dear, I do not know how to answerthis...

噢親，這讓我無言以對…

Knock knock knock sheldon…knock knockknock sheldon…knock knock knock sheldon…Can u speak Chinese?

三聲敲門，謝耳朵在不？三聲敲門，謝耳朵在不？三聲敲門，謝耳朵(⊙o⊙)在不？你會說中文嗎？

I cannot speak ANY Chinese! I wish I could.I did learn to sort of fake some Mandarin for BBT, but it was more like singing- I never knew exactly what I was sayin!

我一點中文也不會！我希望自己會說。爲了《生活大爆炸》這部劇，我確實學過一些僞普通話，但那更像在唱歌。我根本不知道自己到底再講什麼！

Knock konck knock ! Jim can you see me!!! Plzanswer my question ~~Sheldon must be an important character for you,so what doyou think of him?Do you have something in common?love yo

三聲敲門！吉姆你能看到我的提問嗎！！！請翻我的牌~~謝耳朵對你來講肯定是個重要的角色，那麼你怎麼看這樣的角色？你和他有共同點嗎？愛你~

I am very fond of Sheldon. I admire hisgenius and I think, at his heart, he is a very caring person. What do we havein common? Hmmm... We both like to be with our friends.

我很喜歡謝耳朵。我欣賞他的才華，而且我覺得，他實質上是個非常溫柔體貼的人。我們有什麼共同點嘛？嗯…我倆都喜歡和朋友待在一起。

Doyou play any instrument in daily life? Is that bongo?

你平常在生活中會彈任何樂器麼？是不是手鼓呢？（此梗見第五季十八集）

Ha! No bongos, but I play the piano asoften as I can!

哈哈！不是手鼓，不過我會盡己所能地抽時間彈鋼琴！

Iwant to give a birth to your monkeys!!!

我想要給你生猴子！！！

Whaaaaaa??????

啊哈？？？？？

Jim,did you remember you had been got a weibo account@JimParsons_Oh just the timewhen "Home"(《瘋狂外星人》) came out? Are you still useing it? Or we don't need to follow thatone? Love you【take this question plz】

吉姆，你還記得在《瘋狂外星人》上映那會你已經註冊了一個微博號，叫JimParsons_Oh？你還在用這個賬號麼？還是說我們不需要再關注那個號了？愛你！（求你回答這個問題）

Yes, I did answer question on that otherWeibo account for the movie Home because I did not have my own account... Butthis is the one I use now.

是的，我之前爲電影《瘋狂外星人》用過那個微博號回答問題，因爲我還沒有自己的賬號…不過這個號是我現在在用的。

Whatwould you like to drink？milk？coffee？cola？tea？

你喜歡喝什麼？牛奶？咖啡？可樂？茶？

I love coffee with cream!

我愛喝咖啡，上面有一坨奶油的！

Jim,Love u sooooo much? Where is Todd?

吉姆，我太太太太喜歡你了！話說託德在哪？（託德·斯派沃克和吉姆是戀人關係）

Todd is sitting right next to me!

啊，託德就在我旁邊坐着呢！

Igive up. 嚶嚶嚶! Cry!

我放棄了！嚶嚶嚶！哭！

Don't cry!

別哭！

HiJim! This is my last question? Can you recommend a book to me?

嗨！吉姆！這是我的最後一個問題了吧？你給能我推薦一本書嘛？

I really enjoyed the books A Little Lifeand The Goldfinch. Also, All the Light We Cannot See.

我真的很喜歡看A Little Life（暫無中文譯名）和《金翅雀》（The Goldfinch)。對了，還有《看不到的光明》（All the Light We Cannot See）。

Doyou like Chinese culture? Do you like Chinese traditional food or panda orscenery?

你喜歡中國文化麼？你喜歡中國傳統食物？喜歡中國的大熊貓嗎？或是中國的風景呢？

I would like to try some traditionalChinese food; I have only eaten Chinese food from US restaurants!

我想嚐嚐中國傳統食物。我只吃過美國飯館裏的中國食物。