七嘴八舌:對比男人女人的12大經典不同(圖)
1. SUCCESS 從對成功的定義看……
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
成功的男人就是掙得比老婆花得多。
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
成功的女人就是能找到上述那樣的老公。
2. FUTURE 從對未來的看法看……
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
女人直到找到老公前都在擔心未來。
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
男人直到找到老婆後纔開始擔心未來。
3. MARRIAGE 從對婚姻的看法看……
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
女人嫁給一個男人，希望他能改變，可他不。
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change! And she does.
男人娶了一個女人，希望她永遠不變，可她變了。
4. DRESSING UP 從穿禮服的場合看……
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
買東西，澆花，倒垃圾，接電話，讀書和取信的時候，女人都會穿禮服。
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
看到男人穿禮服，不是去婚禮就是去葬禮。
5. NATURAL 從容貌的真實度看……
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
男人起牀後和上牀前看起來差不多。
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
女人過了一晚上的容顏會變糟。
6. NAMES 從朋友間的稱呼看……
If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.
如果勞瑞，琳達，伊麗莎白和芭芭拉出去吃飯，她們會互相稱呼彼此爲勞瑞，琳達，伊麗莎白和芭芭拉。
If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.
如果馬克，克里斯，埃裏克和湯姆出去吃飯，他們會親切地稱對方爲胖子，怪獸，傻瓜和刺兒頭。
7. EATING OUT 從外出就餐看……
When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
結賬的時候，需然只花了32.5美元，馬克，克里斯，埃裏克和湯姆也會每人都甩出20美元。沒人有更小的票子，也沒人願意招認他們其實是想破錢。
When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
輪到女人結賬時，她們每個人會掏出個便攜式計算器。
8. MONEY 從花錢購物看……
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
只要用得着，即便值1美元卻賣2美元的東西，男人也會買。
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale.
只要在打折，2美元的東西只賣1美元，就算用不着，女人也會買。
9. CATS 從對貓的態度看……
Women love cats.
女人喜歡貓。
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
男人說他們喜歡貓，但是當女人不在場的時候，男人踢貓。
10. BATHROOMS 從浴室看……
A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
男人浴室有五寶：牙刷，剃鬚膏，剃鬚刀，一塊肥皂和一塊毛巾。
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
女人浴室裏平均有337樣東西，男人認不出其中的大多數是幹什麼用的。
11. ARGUMENTS 從爭論看……
A woman has the last word in any argument.
任何爭論都以女人說最後一句話爲結束。
Anything a man says after the beginning of a new argument.
男人在女人之後說的任何話……都將成爲新一輪爭吵的開始。
12. OFFSPRING 從對孩子的態度看……
A woman know all about her children. She knows about romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
女人瞭解孩子的方方面面，包括他們的羅曼史，好朋友，喜歡的食物，心底的恐懼、希望以及夢想。
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
男人模模糊糊地知道和一些小人兒們住在一起。
