原配登報智鬥小三 署名永遠的妻子
When spouses cheat on each other, the fallout can be absolutely disastrous. Making a scene in public isn’t that uncommon, but this clever wife in Texas found a better, subtler way to let everyone know how disappointed she was in her cheating husband. She took out a classified ad in a Texas newspaper, sending a message out to her husband and his mistress, signed with love. You’re going to love this.
夫妻不忠，後果很嚴重。讓出軌的對方當衆出醜並不是什麼新鮮事，但這位來自得克薩斯的妻子很聰明，她找到了一種更微妙的方法，讓全世界都知道丈夫出軌讓她有多失望。她在德克薩斯州當地報紙上登了一則分類廣告，給自己的丈夫和小三發去訊息，署名愛人。你肯定會喜歡這個故事的。When Timeshia Brown discovered her husband Patrick was sleeping around and got a girl pregnant, she didn’t set his car on fire. She did, however, find a better way to burn him.
當Timeshia夫人發現丈夫Patrick在外面鬼混、還搞大了一個女孩的肚子，她並沒有氣得發瘋去燒他的車，但她的辦法足以讓他崩潰。Her ad reads:
她在廣告中這樣寫道：
I would like to say congratulations to Shara Cormier and Patrick Brown.
老孃在這裏給Shara Cormier和Patrick Brown道個喜。They are expecting a baby.
因爲他們的孩子馬上就要出世了。Hope you both are really in love and I hope it works out.
你們倆最好是真愛，不然小心老孃“祝(zǔ)福(zhòu)”你們早日玩完哦。Always, Patrick’s wife, Timeshia Brown.
Patrick永遠的妻子，Timeshia BrownIt’s possible she meant some of the well-wishing, but you know for sure she was laughing all the way to the newspaper.
她說的可能是祝福的話，但你懂的，她對着報紙露出勝利的笑容。
