雙語笑話 第85期:夫妻之間的兵法

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It's kind of funny. I've been avoiding telling you that I lost your car keys because I was afraid you'd be mad.

這事回想起來也挺可樂。倫家之所以不敢告訴你弄丟鑰匙的事兒是因爲怕你會生氣。

you've been avoiding telling me you lost the checkbook for the same reason.

想不到你也因爲怕我發火，所以遲遲不和我講弄丟了支票本的事情。

Yeah, it's good in a way. Now neither of us has room to criticize the other.

是啊，現在事兒都整明白了，咱倆扯平，誰也甭埋怨誰。

Not so fast! Just found your keys! They were in my sweater pocket!!

誰說扯平了？看看這是啥……你居然能丟了支票本，腦子進水嗎？

Shoot!!

該死。