只有巧克力愛好者纔會理解的十件事

indulgence is not a thing

10.過於迷戀巧克力？那都不是事兒！

Too much chocolate. What's that? You let go of control when it comes to eating these bundles of joy. And you don't regret a thing.

巧克力吃太多了！那算什麼？你不僅不會剋制自己，而且從不後悔。

order anything at a restaurant that has the word chocolate in it

9.每進一個餐館都會點含有巧克力這個詞的東西

You start drooling over a menu that has the word ‘chocolate' in it, multiple times. You never go back to a restaurant that doesn't serve a chocolate dessert because the only fondue that matters is chocolate!

只要菜單中有"巧克力"這個詞你就開始對着菜單垂涎三尺啦，不止一次歐。你絕對不會第二次去一家不提供巧克力甜品的餐館，因爲在你眼中只有巧克力甜品才能算是甜品。

k or white – you don't discriminate

8.黑巧或白巧——你都來者不拒

Comparing the benefits of dark versus white chocolate, is like a dog trying to catch its own tail. It gets you nowhere. Discriminating against little white pillows of heaven is a sorry crime. Black, white, Lindt or Cadbury, they are all worth it.

比較黑巧克力和白巧克力的優劣就像一隻小狗試圖抓到自己的尾巴那樣可笑。這一點用也沒有。歧視小小的白巧克力是很遺憾的罪行。黑巧克力、白巧克力、瑞士蓮巧克力或吉百利巧克力，它們都值得被珍愛。

want to punch people who say, "Chocolates are not healthy"

7.對於那些說"巧克力不健康"的人，你只想給他們一拳！

Let's ponder upon the equation: Health = Happiness = Chocolate. A balanced diet is indeed chocolate in both hands, eh? Besides, try eating one when you are upset or angry. It is the voluptuous anti-depressant that makes all your problems disappear. Accept the truth people. Chocolates heal, soothe, enlighten and make everything better.

讓我們來仔細看一看這個等式：健康=幸福=巧克力。平衡健康的飲食必須要兩手抓滿巧克力對不對，嗯！除此之外，當你沮喪或者憤怒的時候，可以試着吃一個。這絕對是最有效的抗抑鬱劑，可以使你忘記所有的難題。朋友們，接受真相吧！巧克力可以治癒、緩和、開導你，並且讓世界越來越美好。

don't trust people who say, "I hate chocolates"

6.你無法信任一個說"我恨巧克力"的人

Did you just claim that you don't like chocolates? Either you are lying or you have a severe undiagnosed disease of the tastebuds. Go figure.

你剛剛是不是聲稱自己不喜歡巧克力？你要麼就是在說謊，要麼就是得了不能確診的味覺疾病。去醫院好好查查吧！

dip everything in chocolate, because everything in chocolate is amazing

5.你會把所有吃的都浸泡在巧克力裏，因爲任何裹了層巧克力的食物都很驚豔。

You know that strawberries are divine when dipped in chocolate, but so are vegetables and pretzels. Yes that's right. Carrots, asparagus and broccoli taste much better when covered in chocolate. Ranch dressing can be a hit or miss, but this can't.

你深知把草莓浸入巧克力後無比美味，蔬菜和椒鹽脆餅乾同樣如此。是的，就是這樣沒錯！胡蘿蔔、萵筍和甘藍裹了一層巧克力之後嚐起來好多啦！牧場調料（ranch dressing）可有可無，但巧克力絕對不能少！

insist on a chocolate cake for every friend's birthday

4.每個朋友的生日你都會送一個巧克力蛋糕

Its not a celebration unless chocolate is involved. Chocolate or vanilla or lemon, what's to think about? All other flavors can go home. You can't wait for the candles to be blown off, the birthday song to be over and the cake to be sliced into big pieces.

沒有巧克力的慶祝就稱不上慶祝。巧克力或香草或檸檬，還有什麼好考慮的？其他的味道可以不用想了。你迫不及待地吹蠟燭，唱完生日歌后，就等着切一塊大大的蛋糕啦！

ing and chocolate are two words that don't belong together

3.分享和巧克力這兩詞永遠不會在一起

You don't have to be a mother to realize that giving up your baby is painful. Well yeah, its the same with chocolates. Sharing is caring, but not when it comes to chocolates. It is quite alright to be shamelessly selfish at times. Suggestion: find a chocolate twin when you dine to avoid uncomfortable situations.

你不想要體驗媽媽捨棄自己的孩子的疼痛。是的，說到巧克力也是一樣的。分享是一種關懷，但這對巧克力無效。當涉及到巧克力的時候厚着臉皮自私是理直氣壯的。小建議：爲了避免尷尬的處境，你可以在宴請的時候準備兩塊同款巧克力。

is acceptable to eat chocolate at any time of the day

2.一天中任何時候吃巧克力都是可以接受的

Belgian waffle with chocolate syrup or chocolate chip granola for breakfast. Chocolate coated pizza for lunch. Chocolate fudge cupcake for afternoon snack. Dark chocolate peanut butter brownies for dinner. You are open to enjoying deliciousness throughout the day. Don't judge.

早餐吃比利時華夫餅加巧克力醬或者巧克力薯條、格蘭諾拉燕麥卷。午餐吃巧克力糖衣披薩。餐後甜點吃巧克力軟糖紙杯蛋糕。晚餐吃黑巧克力花生黃油布朗尼蛋糕。你有一整天都享受美味的自由。不要懷疑！

have secret hideouts for chocolates

1.你有自己的祕密巧克力基地

Be it a pocket in your purse or a corner in your kitchen, you have a supply of chocolates, for emergency of course. Bonus euphoria when you find one out of the blue, in a forgotten hideout. In a world of uncertainty and chaos, if there is one thing we can count on, it is the luscious ambrosia called chocolate.

可能是你錢包的一個口袋，或者廚房的一角，你總會備好一批巧克力以防不時之需。當你在自己都忘記了的祕密基地突然找到一批巧克力的時候那種感覺十分驚喜！在這個充滿變數的混沌世界，如果有什麼是值得我們信任的話，那必須是滿足你一切幻想的神的美味——巧克力。

翻譯:瓜瓜 編輯:凱珊 來源:前十網