有關會心一笑的英語文章
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2021-06-06AGentlemanDickwassevenyearsold,andhissister,daytheirmothertookthemtotheiraunt'shousetoplaywhileshewenttothebigcitytobuysomenewclothes.Thechildrenplayedforanhour,andthenathalfpastfourtheiraunttookDick......
會心一笑:It‘s His Fault搞笑閱讀
2021-06-06It'sHisFaultBillyandBobbyweresmallwerebrothers,andtheyoftenhadfightswitheachother.LastSaturdaytheirmothersaidtothem,I'mgoingtocookourlunchoutandplayinthegarden-andbegood.Yes,Mummy,thetwoboysanswer......
會心一笑:An Absent Minded Professor
2021-06-06AnAbsentMindedProfessorAnotoriouslyabsentmindedprofessorwasonedayobservedwalkingalongthestreetwithonefootcontinuallyinthegutter,theotheronthepavement.Apupilmeetinghimsaid:Goodevening,areyou?Well,answeredt......
會心一笑:傻爸爸
2021-06-06AlexandertheGreatLandonhadmadeanunsuccessfulattemptattherecitation,andthedoctor,somewhatnettled,said:Landon,youdon'tseemtobegettingonveryfastinthisseemtolack,atyourageAlexandertheGreathadconqueredhalfth......
開心一笑:少了一塊點心的原因
2017-05-27Mother:Ilefttwopiecesofcakeinthecupboardthismorning,Johnny,andnowthereisonlyonepieceleft.Canyouexplainthat?Johnny:Well,IsupposeitwassodarkthatIdidn'tnoticetheother.媽媽:約翰尼,我今天早上在櫥子裏放了......
西班牙語冷笑話:直男的會心一擊!
2022-01-16-¡Estásmuymaquillada,tía!¿Paraquétepintastanto?-阿姨,你化了濃妝,爲什麼呢?-¡Ay,Jaimito,esparaestarmásguapa!-Jaimito,當然是爲了更漂亮呀!-Ah…¿Ycuantotardaenhacerefecto?-啊……那什麼時候纔能有效果呢?熊......
開心一笑: The mean man's party 吝嗇鬼的聚會
2017-04-17Thenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisapartment,hesaid,"Comeuptothefifthfloorandringthedoorbellwithyourelbow.Whenthedooropen,pushwithyourfoot."一個聲名狼藉的......
開心一笑:更性感一點
2017-06-08開心一笑:一切都很正常
2017-05-29ThingsHaveBeenOkay一切都正常Ayoungcouplewerebecominganxiousabouttheirfour-year-oldson,whohadnotyettalked.一對年輕夫婦有個兒子,已經四歲了,還沒有開口說話,他們對此深感焦慮。Theytookhimtospecialists,butthedo......
開心一笑:想死的心是一樣的
2017-06-06Thoughthemethodstodiearedifferent,theybothwanttodie.雖然方法不一樣,想死的心是一樣的。......
開心一笑: 會錯意的生日禮物 園藝手套
2017-04-16FormonthsIhintedthatIneededanewweddingring,sinceIhaddevelopedanallergytogold.Onmybirthday,whileIwasgardening,myhusbandaskedmeforgiftsuggestions.Iheldmyhandsupandsaid,"Well,you'llnoticethatmyhandsa......
開心一笑: Talking clock 會說話的鐘
2017-04-16Whileproudlyshowingoffhisnewapartmenttofriends,acollegestudentledthewayintotheden.一個學生帶他朋友們參觀他的新公寓,甚是得意。Whatisthebigbrassgong(鑼)andhammerfor?oneofhisfriendsasked.Thatisthetalkingclo......
開心一笑:冷靜,冷靜!
2017-04-19Inthesupermarketwasamanpushingacartwhichcontainedascreaming,bellowingbaby.Thegentlemankeptrepeatingsoftly,"Don'tgetexcited,Albert;don'tscream,Albert;don'tyell,Albert;keepcalm,Albert."一個......
開心一笑:英語笑話:區別
2017-05-06"Icanalwaystellagraduateclassfromanundergraduateclass,"observedtheinstructorinoneofmygraduateengineeringcoursesatCaliforniaStateUniversityinLosAngeles."WhenIsay,'Goodafternoon,'theundergraduat......
開心一笑:公交車上笑話多
2017-04-19HeardonapublictransportationvehicleinOrlando.奧蘭多公車上的聲明。"Whenyouexitthebus,pleasebesuretoloweryourheadandwatchyourstep."“當您下車的時候,請務必低頭並小心腳下。”"Ifyoumissyourstepandhityourhea......
開心一笑: 良好的心願 Good wishes
2017-04-16Onedayaboycametohisteacherandsaid:Teacher,pawantstoknowifyoulikeroastpig.Icertainlydo,saidtheteacher,andyoutellyourfatherheisverykindtothinkofpassed,andnothingmorewassaidabouttheroastpig.一天有個男孩......
開心一笑:越獄
2017-06-07開心一笑:慣用方法
2017-06-04開心一笑:癡心電腦狂
2017-06-07Chris:It'sthemostperfectdayever!Sun:Comeoutside,Chirs!Chris:No!(Slam)克里斯:今天真的是有史以來最好的天氣!太陽:來外面透透氣吧,克里斯!克里斯:決不!(關上窗戶,繼續玩電腦)......
開心一笑:吝嗇鬼的聚會
2017-05-17TheMeanMansParty吝嗇鬼的聚會Thenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisapartment,hesaid,"Comeuptothefifthfloorandringthedoorbellwithyourelbow.Whenthedooropen,pushw......
萌狗當道,開心一笑
2017-08-15Weaskedyoutoshowoffyourfurbabies,andyoudidn'tdisappoint!Onelookatthesepooches,andyourworrieswillslipaway我們讓你展示下你那毛茸茸的寶貝,你沒讓我失望!一看到這些小狗,你的煩惱就會悄悄溜走ALLEARSHaveyouh......
開心一笑:吝嗇鬼的聚會 The Mean Man's Party
2017-05-23TheMeanMansPartyThenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisapartment,hesaid,"Comeuptothefifthfloorandringthedoorbellwithyourelbow.Whenthedooropen,pushwithyourfoot.......
開心一笑:一眼就看中
2017-06-05Thegirlfoundthego-betweenandsaid,"Youcheatedme!Oneofhiseyesisnottrue.Whydidn'tyoutellmethisbefore?""Ihavetoldyou."saidthego-betweenwithjusticeonhisside,"Whenyoumetfirst,Itoldyouthathesettledonyo......
開心一笑:對胖子好一點
2017-06-04開心一笑:一公司的奸商
2017-04-18Whenmyprinter'stypebegantogofaint,Icalledarepairshopwhereafriendlymantoldmethattheprinterprobablyneededonlytobecleaned.由於我的打印機不能打印出清晰的字來,我就打電話給維修部。電話是一位非常和藹的男......