• 看笑話學英語:最醜的孩子 Awomangetsonabuswithherbaby.Thedriversays:"Ugh,that'stheugliestbabyI'veeverseen."Thewomanwalkstotherearofthebusandsitsdown,fuming.Shesaystoamannexttoher:"Thedriverjustinsultedme."Themansays:"Y......

  • 看笑話學英語:廣告的效應,三輛車被偷走 TheEffectivenessofAdvertisementSomebusinessmenweretalkingaboutadvertisingonTVexcitedly.Asnoneofthemhadeverdoneitbefore,everyonehadhispointofview.Atthismoment,Mr.Greycameby.Greywasacardealerandhehadonc......

  • 看笑話學英語:The Cemetery Shortcut萬聖夜墓地奇遇 TheCemeteryShortcutTwomenwerewalkinghomeafteraHalloweenpartyanddecidedtotakeashortcutthroughthecemeteryjustforlaughs.Rightinthemiddleofthecemeterytheywerestartledbyatap-tap-tappingnoisecomingfromthemi......

  • 看笑話學英語:今年冬天冷不冷? whetherthewinterwillbecoldIndiansasktheirnewchiefwhetherthewinterwillbecoldormild.Sincetheyoungchiefneverlearnedthewaysofhisancestors,hetellsthemtocollectfirewood,thenhegoesoffandcallstheNationalWeath......

  • 看笑話學英語:瘋人院 TheLooneyBinLateonenightattheinsaneasylum(瘋人院)oneinmateshouted,"IamNapoleon!Anotheronesaid,"Howdoyouknow?"Thefirstinmatesaid,"Godtoldme!"Justthen,avoicefromanotherroomshouted,"Ididnot!"瘋人院一天晚......

  • 看笑話學英語:魔鬼的妹夫 Awomanwhosehusbandoftencamehomedrunkdecidedtocurehimofthehabit.OneHalloweennight,sheputonadevilsuitandhidbehindatreetointercepthimonthewayhome.Whenherhusbandcameby,shejumpedoutandstoodbeforehimwithher......

  • 看笑話學英語 下面是本站小編整理的看笑話學英語,歡迎大家閱讀!看笑話學英語:QuickCleanup快速清掃Unexpectedguestswereontheway,andmymother,animpeccablehousekeeper,rushedaroundstraighteningup.Sheputmyfatherandbrothertowork......

  • 看笑話學英語:臨死之前 臨死之時Nearingtheend,Stanislawissurroundedbylovedones.Asthefinalmomentapproaches,hegathersallhisstrengthandwhispers,"Imusttellyoumygreatestsecret."Hisfamilyurgeshimtogoon."BeforeIgotmarried,Ihaditall......

  • 看笑話學英語:傳教士買鸚鵡 ThePreacherBuysaParrotApreacherisbuyingaparrot."Areyousureitdoesn'tscream,yell,orswear?"askedthepreacher."Ohabsolutely.He'sareligiousparrot,"thestorekeeperassureshim."Doyouseethosestringsonhis......

  • 看笑話學英語:我欲與狗試比高 Amanwenttovisitafriendandwasamazedtofindhimplayingchesswithhisdog.Hewatchedthegameinastonishmentforawhile."Icanhardlybelievemyeyes!"heexclaimed."That'sthesmartestdogI'veeverseen.""Nah,he's......

  • 看笑話學英語:我們分享一切 這是一則阿根廷的笑話,但是在小編看來它稱不上是笑話,不如就當做一個溫情的故事來看吧……WeShareEverythingAnelderlycouplegoestoBurgerKing,wheretheycarefullysplitaburgerandfries.Atruckertakespityo......

  • 看笑話學英語帶翻譯—豬和女巫 笑話是日常生活中人們消遣娛樂的一種常見語言現象,其目的在於在會話過程中傳遞和激發幽默感.本文從語用學的角度,通過合作原則和會話含義對英語笑話進行分析,解釋了笑話中產生幽默感的原因及如何理解笑話的含義.通過......

  • 看笑話學英語:如果ATM吐多了錢 導語:雲南昆明ATM機取400元吐出4000,銀行呼籲市民還錢。有網民就說了:錢可以還,但怎麼個還法得按我們說的辦。於是我們在銀行怎麼取錢,你們就怎麼來咱家取回這個錢吧!今天看新聞,說雲南昆明ATM機取400元吐出4000,銀行呼籲市......

  • 看笑話學英語:確保沒走錯 TobeontheSafeSideInacinemaduringaperformanceoneoftheaudiencegetsup,makeshiswayalongtherowofseatsandgoesoutintothefoyer.Afewminuteslaterhereturnsandasksthemansittingattheheadoftherow:"Excuseme,wasityou......

  • 英語小笑話:看情況 ItdependsTraveler:CanIcatchthethreeo'clocktraintoToronto?Ticketagent:Thatdependsonhowfastyoucanrun.Itleftfifteenminutesago.看情況旅行者:我還能趕上3點鐘那班到多倫多的火車嗎?售票員:那得看你跑得有多快。火......

  • 英語笑話: 我沒有看到它 Mother:Ilefttwopiecesofcakeinthecupboardthismorning,Johnny,andnowthereisonlyonepieceleft.Canyouexplainthat?母親:約翰尼,今天早上我在食品櫥裏放了兩塊蛋糕,現在只剩下一塊了,你說是怎麼回事?Johnny:Well,Isupposei......

  • 小學生看的英語笑話 笑話是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透過笑話我們可以看到一個民族的生存環境、生活方式、社會關係和心理特徵等等。小編精心收集了小學生看的英語笑話,供大家欣賞學習!小學生看的英語笑話篇1A747washalfwayacrosstheAtl......

  • 英語笑話:笑看紳士拍蒼蠅大綱 ANailOrAFly?釘子還是蒼蠅?Anoldgentlemanwhoseeyesightwasfailingcametostayinahotelroomwithabottleofwineineachhand.Onthewalltherewasaflywhichhetookforanail.Sothemomenthehungthemon,thebottlesfellbrokenandt......

  • 看英文笑話學英語大全 冷笑話是一種新興的語言現象,也是一種出現在我們身邊的不可忽視的新的語言現象。冷笑話不同於一般笑話,它以其獨特的制笑機制,能瞬間創造出一種特殊的氛圍。下面是本站小編帶來的看英文笑話學英語,歡迎閱讀!看英文笑話......

  • 英語笑話:看情況 ItdependsTraveler:CanIcatchthethreeo'clocktraintoToronto?Ticketagent:Thatdependsonhowfastyoucanrun.Itleftfifteenminutesago.旅行者:我還能趕上3點鐘那班到多倫多的火車嗎?售票員:那得看你跑得有多快。火車15分......

  • 英語笑話:笑看紳士拍蒼蠅 ANailOrAFly?釘子還是蒼蠅?Anoldgentlemanwhoseeyesightwasfailingcametostayinahotelroomwithabottleofwineineachhand.Onthewalltherewasaflywhichhetookforanail.Sothemomenthehungthemon,thebottlesfellbrokenandt......

  • 英語笑話:笑看兩隻蟑螂之間的討論 Tworoachesweremunchingongarbageinanalleywhenoneengagesadiscussionaboutanewrestaurant."Iwasinthatnewrestaurantacrossthestreet,"saidone."It'ssoclean!Thekitchenisspotless,andthefloorsaregleamingwhite.Th......

  • 英語笑話:我沒有看到它 IDidn'tNoticeItMother:Ilefttwopiecesofcakeinthecupboardthismorning,Johnny,andnowthereisonlyonepieceleft.Canyouexplainthat?Johnny:Well,IsupposeitwassodarkthatIdidn'tnoticetheother.我沒有看到它母親:約......

  • 英語笑話:It depends 看情況 Traveler:CanIcatchthethreeo'clocktraintoToronto?Ticketagent:Thatdependsonhowfastyoucanrun.Itleftfifteenminutesago.旅行者:我還能趕上3點鐘那班到多倫多的火車嗎?售票員:那得看你跑得有多快。火車15分鐘前開出。......

  • 英語笑話:一眼就看中 Thegirlfoundthego-betweenandsaid,"Youcheatedme!Oneofhiseyesisnottrue.Whydidn'tyoutellmethisbefore?""Ihavetoldyou."saidthego-betweenwithjusticeonhisside,"Whenyoumetfirst,Itoldyouthathesettledonyouwith......