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![開心一笑:你爸爸幫你做作業了嗎?]()
Oneday,Tim'smathematicsteacherlookedathishomeworkandsawthathehadgotallhissumsright.一天，蒂姆的數學老師看了他的作業，發現他全做對了。Theteacherwasverypleasedandrathersurprised.老師很高興，同時也十分驚訝......
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![開心一笑:洗蘋果的有效方法]()
AUsefulWayFather:Jack,whydoyoudrinksomuchwater?Jack:Ihavejusthadanapple,Dad.Father:What'sthatgottodowithit?Jack:Iforgottowashtheapple.爸爸：傑克，你幹嘛喝這麼多水呀？傑克：我剛纔吃了個蘋果，爸爸。爸爸：可是這......
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![開心一笑:一名偉人 A Great Man]()
AGreatManTeacher:WouldShakespearebeagreatmanifhewerestillalivetoday?Student:Ofcourse.Hemustbeagreatman,forsofarnobodyhaslivedtoover400years.一名偉人老師：如果莎士比亞還活着，他會是一名偉人嗎？學生：當然。因爲......
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![開心一笑：吝嗇鬼的聚會]()
TheMeanMansParty吝嗇鬼的聚會Thenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisapartment,hesaid,"Comeuptothefifthfloorandringthedoorbellwithyourelbow.Whenthedooropen,pushw......
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![開心一笑:誰的50美分]()
Jacky:Ifound50centsonthesidewalkinfrontofschool.Tommy:Ithinkit'smine.Idropped50centstheretodayandcouldn'tfindit.Jacky:ButwhatIfoundwastwoquarters.Tommy:ThenI'msureit'smine.Itprobablybr......
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![開心一笑:您的大衣着火了]()
Themaster,toimpressonhispupilstheneedofthinkingbeforespeaking,toldthemtocountfiftybeforesayinganythingimportant,andonehundredifitwasveryimportant.Thenextdayhewasspeaking,standingwithhisbacktothefire,w......
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![開心一笑:更性感一點]()
我只是想更性感一點……......
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![每日一句口語 第2333期:被輕蔑的時候能平靜一笑,這是一種自信]()
每日一句口語：Havingacalmsmiletofacewithbeingdisdainedindicateskindofconfidence.被輕蔑的時候能平靜一笑，這是一種自信。【知識點講解】disdainedv.鄙視(disdain的過去式和過去分詞)；不屑於做，不願意做；例句：Idisdained......
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![開心一笑: 如此增加運動量]()
醫生讓我先生每天要做雙倍的運動，所以他現在用兩隻手換電視頻道。......
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![開心一笑:又一個引擎出了故障]()
ABoeing747wasflyinginthenightskyofthePacificOcean.Thecaptaingotontheloudspeaker:"Travellers,oneofourengineswasoutoforder,thereforewe’llarriveinTokyoanhourlate."一架波音747飛行在太平洋的夜空，喇叭裏傳來......
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![開心一笑:期待機遇來敲門]()
Opportunitypagedme,beepedme,linkedme,e-mailedme,faxedme,andspammedme.ButIwasexpectingittoknock!機遇曾招呼我，它嘟嘟地叫我，聯繫我，給我發郵件和發傳真，還發給我垃圾郵件。而我卻一直在期待它來敲門!......
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![開心一笑:如果你不想起牀]()
如果你不想起牀……......
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![開心一笑:最喜歡哪種鳥 Like which bird best]()
Inclass,theteachershowedpicturesofvariousbirds.課堂上，老師在展示各種各樣鳥的圖片。Thenheasked,"Whatkindsofbirddoyoulikebest,Jack?"然後他問:"傑克，你最喜歡哪種鳥?"Jackanswered,"Friedchicken,sir."傑克回答......
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![開心一笑:迷上wifi的小鳥]()
He'sgotwifi.他連上wifi了……......
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![開心一笑:曾經的千萬富翁]()
Millionaire百萬富翁CEO:"Mywifemadeamillionaireoutofme."主管：我妻子使我成爲百萬富翁。Assistant:"Whatwereyoubefore?"助手：以前你是什麼？CEO:"amultimillionaire."主管：千萬富翁。......
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![開心一笑: 研究生和本科生的區別]()
"Icanalwaystellagraduateclassfromanundergraduateclass,"observedtheinstructorinoneofmygraduateengineeringcoursesatCaliforniaStateUniversityinLosAngeles."WhenIsay,'Goodafternoon,'theundergraduat......
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![開心一笑:熱情好客的小男孩]()
SoHospitabletheboyis!Thehostessapologizedtoherunexpectedguestforservinganapple-piewithoutanycheese.Thelittleboyofthefamilylefttheroomquietlyforamomentandreturnedwithapieceofcheesewhichhelaidontheguest......
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![開心一笑:新寶寶 The Newborn Baby]()
Mr.andMrs.Taylorhadaseven-year-oldboynamedPat.NowMrs.Taylorwasexpectinganotherchild.泰勒夫婦有一個七歲的兒子，名叫帕特。現在泰勒太太正懷着第二胎。Pathadseenbabiesinotherpeople'shousesandhadnotlikedt......
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![開心一笑:王子和公主的幸福生活]()
王子和公主從此幸福地生活在一起了，因爲他們有錢養着軍隊爲他們打架。......
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![開心一笑:你爸爸幫你做作業了嗎?大綱]()
Oneday,Tim'smathematicsteacherlookedathishomeworkandsawthathehadgotallhissumsright.一天，蒂姆的數學老師看了他的作業，發現他全做對了。Theteacherwasverypleased-andrathersurprised.老師很高興，同時也十分驚......
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![開心一笑:全球變暖的真正原因]()
Idon'tknowwhatcausesglobalwarming,butI'venoticeditalwaysgetsalotwarmerwhenIpee.啥是影響全球變暖的原因，偶是不懂滴~不過，每次我在尿尿時，的確感到周圍有那麼一些變暖了……......
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![開心一笑:噪音的優點]()
WhereverIdrovemyoldcarover55milesperhour,itvibratedterribly,soIdecidedtosellit.Myfirstcustomerwantedtobuythecar,andIbattledwithmyconscienceoverwhetherornottotellhimofthevehicle'sproblem.FinallyIdi......
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![開心一笑:他真是一個大人物]()
Heisreallysomebody!"Myunclehas1000menunderhim.""Heisreallysomebody.Whatdoeshedo?""Amaintenancemaninacemetery."他真是一個大人物！“我叔叔下面有1000個人。”“他真是一個大人物。幹什麼的？”“墓地守墓人。”......
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![開心一笑:急診 Help! Doctor]()
"Help!Doctor!Pleasecomequickly!Myten-year-oldsonhasjustswallowedapen!""Ok,I'llberightthere.I'llbetherein10to20minutes.""Good,amIsupposedtodointhemeantime?""Justuseanotherpen!"醫生，救命！請您快點......
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![開心一笑:一個小女孩的願望]()
AGirl'sWishOnthewayhomeafterwatchingaballetperformance,thekindergartenteacheraskedherstudentswhattheythoughtofit.Thesmallestgirlintheclasssaidshewishedthedancersweretallersothattheywouldnothavetos......
