有關一笑的英語文章
> 列表開心一笑:英語笑話:基本原則
2017-05-06OneofmyfavoriteteachersatSoutheastMissouriStateUniversityinCapeGirardeauwasknownofhisdrollsenseofhumor.Explaininghisgroundrulestoonefreshmanclass,hesaid,"NowIknowmylecturescanoftenbedryandboring,soIdo......
開心一笑:敬業的警察
2017-06-05開心一笑:堅持就是勝利
2017-06-08開心一笑:我真正的名字
2017-06-04我的孩子叫我“媽咪”,丈夫叫我“寶貝兒”,我的父母叫我“甜心”,我的上司叫我“嘿”。根據維基百科,我真正的名字叫布倫達。......
開心一笑:長頸鹿的煩惱
2017-06-06開心一笑:沒問題 No Problem
2017-05-27NoProblemAbaldmantookaseatinabeautyshop.HowcanIhelpyou?askedthestylist.Iwentforahairtransplant,theguyexplained,butIcouldn'tstandthepain.Ifyoucanmakemyhairlooklikeyourswithoutcausingmeanydiscomfort......
開心一笑: A Careless Barber 催命理髮員
2017-04-15Barber:Wereyouwearingaredscarfwhenyoucamein?理髮員:你進來時是不是繫着紅圍巾?Customer:No.顧客:沒有呀。Barber:Oh,thenImusthavecutyourthroat.理髮員:噢,那我肯定弄破了你的喉嚨。......
開心一笑:上班之煩煩煩
2017-08-30開心一笑:又一個引擎出了故障
2017-04-19ABoeing747wasflyinginthenightskyofthePacificOcean.Thecaptaingotontheloudspeaker:"Travellers,oneofourengineswasoutoforder,thereforewe’llarriveinTokyoanhourlate."一架波音747飛行在太平洋的夜空,喇叭裏傳來......
開心一笑:逼真的戲劇 Real Play
2017-05-27RealPlayWhenItaughttheintroduction-to-theatercourseatNorthDakotaStateUniversity,Irequiredmystudentstoattendtheuniversitytheater'scurrentproductionandwriteacritique.Afterviewingaparticularlyfineper......
開心一笑:你爸爸幫你做作業了嗎?大綱
2017-05-24Oneday,Tim'smathematicsteacherlookedathishomeworkandsawthathehadgotallhissumsright.一天,蒂姆的數學老師看了他的作業,發現他全做對了。Theteacherwasverypleased-andrathersurprised.老師很高興,同時也十分驚......
開心一笑: 水分子式的新奇解釋 The formula for water
2017-04-16Teacher:Whatthechemicalformulaforwateristhe?老師:水的分子式是什麼?Blonde:HIJKLMNO!!花瓶:HIJKLMNO!!Teacher:Whatareyoutalkingabout?老師:你在說什麼?Blonde:YesterdayyousaiditsHtoO!花瓶:昨天你不是說HtoO嗎?......
開心一笑:誰在打架? Who was fighting?
2017-05-30Whowasfighting?誰在打架?Mother:Freddie,whyisyourfacesored?Freddie:Iwasrunningupthestreettostopafight.Mother:That'saverynicethingtodo.Whowasfighting?Freddie:MeandJackieSmith.媽媽:弗雷迪,你的臉爲什麼那......
開心一笑:談論道德規範
2017-06-06開心一笑:不小心咬破了自己的舌頭
2017-05-23"Arewepoisonous?"theyoungsnakeaskedhismother.“我們有毒嗎?”一個年幼的蛇問它的母親。"Yes,dear,"shereplied-"Whydoyouask?"“是的,寶貝”,她回答說,“你問這個幹什麼?”"BecauseI'vejustbittenmytongue!"“因爲......
開心一笑:如何判斷你是否有腳臭
2017-06-05開心一笑: Why Is He Howling 他嚎啥呢
2017-04-16Dentist:Pleasestophowling.Ihaven'teventouchedyourtoothyet.牙醫:請你不要再喊了!我還沒碰你的牙呢。Patient:Iknow,butyouarestandingonmyfoot!病人:我知道,可是你正踩着我的腳呀!......
開心一笑:別出心裁的墓誌銘
2017-06-05開心一笑:宅女的生活
2017-06-05開心一笑:它們也不敢吭一聲
2017-08-30Amanwastellinghisfriends,"Whenmywifeisinfuriated,shestartsshoutingatme,mychildrenandevenatourdogsandnobodydarestoanswerher."Oneofhisfriendsasked."Andwhenyouareangry,whatdoyoudo?"Themanreplied,"Ia......
開心一笑:什麼是好朋友
2017-06-07開心一笑:瘋人院 The Looney Bin
2017-05-27Lateonenightattheinsaneasylumoneinmateshouted,"IamNapoleon!"Anotheronesaid,"Howdoyouknow?"Thefirstinmatesaid,"Godtoldme!"Justthen,avoicefromanotherroomshouted,"Ididnot!"瘋人院一天晚上,在瘋人院裏,一個病......
開心一笑:北極熊的無奈
2017-06-08開心一笑:你爸爸幫你做作業了嗎?
2017-05-16Oneday,Tim'smathematicsteacherlookedathishomeworkandsawthathehadgotallhissumsright.一天,蒂姆的數學老師看了他的作業,發現他全做對了。Theteacherwasverypleasedandrathersurprised.老師很高興,同時也十分驚訝......
開心一笑: 矇住金魚的眼睛!
2017-05-31Stan:Iwon92goldfish.Fred:Whereareyougoingtokeepthem?Stan:Inthebathroom.Fred:Butwhatwillyoudowhenyouwanttotakeabath?Stan:Blindfoldthem!斯丹:我贏了92條金魚。弗雷德:你想在哪兒養它們?斯丹:浴室。弗雷德:但是你想......