Dumb and Happy 愚蠢並快樂着

How smart are you?

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你有多聰明？

I don't know. I think I'm average.

我不知道。我認爲我很普通。

Did you ever take an IQ test?

你做過智商測試嗎？

No, I never did. All I know is that I got A's and B's in school.

沒有，我從沒做過。我知道我在學校只能得A或B

I wish I was really smart.

我希望我真的很聰明。

Don't be ridiculous.

別說荒謬的話。

What do you mean?

你的意思是？

If you're going to make a wish, wish that you were really rich or famous.

如果你要許願，你應該希望自己富有或有名氣。

Don't you ever wonder what it's like to be super-smart?

你有沒有想過超級聰明是什麼樣子啊？

It must be very lonely.

那一定很孤獨。

Why's that?

爲什麼孤獨？

Because if you're super-smart, no one understands what you're saying.

因爲如果你非常聰明，沒有人會理解你說的話。

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