能撿條命的語言:學說殭屍語
Remember that scene in that zombie movie where the people survive by adopting the mannerisms and speech patterns of the zombie horde? They walk right through the undead and nobody even notices them. Totally the best idea ever, right? (Admit it, it's in your notebook under "Ideas On How To Survive Zombie Invasion.") You'll need a way to blend into the horde and avoid being eaten while you're ordering a latte from a zombarista and shopping at a zombie-infested mall.
假如某天這個世界真被殭屍統治了，唯一的生存機會就是學會他們的語言——怎麼樣，沒聽過這麼好的主意吧！下面介紹的這本生存手冊：教你怎麼說殭屍語(How to Speak Zombie: A Guide for the Living)，將教會你如何在日常生活中混進殭屍中和避免被吃掉——比如在殭屍咖啡屋點拿鐵或者在殭屍商場裏購物。
This guidebook features an electronic sound module so you'll be able to learn proper zombie pronunciation. Remember, it's "RAHHHhh!" not "Rawr" or "Raaaaah." Helpful text explores the customs and etiquette of living in a zombie world and detailed illustrations will let you peek into the everyday lives of the undead as they're working on their muscles or dancing at a local club. The all-purpose BRAINS button can be used in any situation, deadly or otherwise. Learning zombie is like learning any other language; it just takes time and patience. You're running out of time, so we suggest picking up this book ASAP and making with the learning.
手冊帶有一個電子聲音模塊，可以模擬出準確的殭屍發音(”RAHHHhh!”)，一共有10個不同的短語，教會你如何說殭屍語。書裏面還有文字說明殭屍世界的習俗和禮儀，以及插圖講解殭屍的行爲。這本書還有一個全功能按鈕，可以在任何情況下使用，包括致命的情況。這本書的作者是 Steve Mockus，他的愛好是讀書、徒步和與殭屍交流。這本書在亞馬遜上有售。
