囧！英國人眼中的25大世界難題
如果要問什麼是世界難題？估計大部分人的第一反應會是巴以問題、朝韓問題、非洲兒童食物短缺等新聞關鍵詞。而調查顯示，腐國 英國人民考慮問題要實(qi)在(pa)得多……根據英國報紙Daily Mail的反饋，英國人日常生活中常常被以下25種情況惹毛：
TOP 25 WORST FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS
前25大世界頭號難題（括號內純屬小編吐槽，請忽略……）
1. It'ss boiling hot outside but freezing in the air conditioned office
1. 外面熱到死、辦公室裏冷氣又凍到死（這是要上演《冰與火之歌》的節奏嗎啊喂！？
2. My personal trainer took the week off so I have to work out alone
2. （老孃都胖成這樣了）我的健身教練還休假、害得我只能自己鍛鍊（=不鍛鍊……
3. My wallet won't close because there's too much money in it
3. 錢太多了錢包合不起來（炫富死得快啊……
4. I bought a dishwasher and now spend longer packing and unpacking it than I did washing up
4. 買了個洗碗機吧，好嘛現在把碗收好放進去、洗好再拿出來的總時間比自己洗還長……
5. My Brie is too hard
5. 奶酪太硬（Brie是一種奶酪的名字）
6. No semi-skimmed milk in the supermarket, just full fat
6. 超市裏木有半脂的牛奶、只有全脂的了……（既然這麼在意發胖這件事、那健身教練請假你也給我好好鍛鍊啊！）
7. Earphones getting tangled up in your bag
7. 耳機線在包包裏亂成一團
8. Chipped nail varnish
8. 指甲油部分脫落
9. Warm Pimms
9. Oh No~!! 皮姆酒竟然是溫的！！！（皮姆酒是英國人在夏天時熱衷的酒精飲料，常在戶外野餐時飲用）
10. The cleaner taking a day off
10. 清潔工請了一天假……（於是就=不打掃房間，你懂的）
11. Trying to keep electricals out of the sun whilst sunbathing e.g. phone, camera etc
11. 又想曬太陽、又不想讓手機啊相機什麼的太燙
12. Watch / jewellery causing unsightly tan lines
12. 曬太陽的時候不小心忘了取下表或是首飾，於是有了奇怪的曬痕……
13. Spotting someone wearing the same outfit as you
13. 撞衫！！
14. Squeaky new shoes which hurt whilst breaking them in
14. 走起來吱吱響的新鞋子、還磨腳
15. Snagging designer clothing
15. 刮破超貴的名牌衣服
16. Over / under brewed tea
16. 茶煮過頭/ 沒煮夠時間
17. Remote control batteries have run out
17. 遙控器沒電了（這個我懂！！！）
18. A disappointing air freshener
18. 買到不好聞的空氣清新劑
19. The wind blowing your summer dress or skirt up
19. 風把裙子掀得走光
20. Stepping on something wet while wearing socks
20. 穿襪子的時候不小心踩到溼的東西
21. Hair sticking to lipstick or lip balm in the slightest breeze
21. 輕輕一吹風，頭髮就沾到口紅上
22. You update your mobile phone and lose all your contacts
22. 換了新手機、所有的聯繫人都要重新輸一遍 = =
23. Sitting on your designer sunglasses
23. 買了個超貴的墨鏡、然後一不小心坐在了上面
24. Getting a fishbone stuck in your throat
24. 吃魚卡到刺
25. Two Weetabix not fitting in a round bowl properly, resulting in half of them becoming soggy and the other dry
25. 兩大塊麥片在圓形碗裏擺不平、結果牛奶泡進去一塊太溼噠噠、一塊又根本沒泡開！（Weetabix是一種麥片的牌子，見圖）
讀完這些小編只想說：腐國人你們夠了！是全國都是處女座的節奏嗎？龜毛成這樣…… 不止小編，連調查人員也忍不住承認：
‘Sometimes we forget just how good we've got it,' a spokesman for OnePoll, which carried out the study, said. ‘Whilst we enjoy a lifestyle much more fortunate than some parts of the world, we still find time to moan about those more trivial problems during everyday life.
“有時候我們都忘了自己過得多好”，組織調查的一位發言人說：“相比起世界上大部分國家的人來說我們的生活已經非常享受，但我們還有時間去抱怨日常生活中的這些小細節。”
