關於英語笑話對話大全
笑話作爲一種城市化的民間口頭創作體裁,是一種重要的交際手段。笑話可能只是文字遊戲,但有時它在人們解決生活中的困惑時起着重要作用。本站小編整理了關於英語笑話對話，歡迎閱讀!
Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.
"I’m afraid we can’t afford one," sighed his mother.
But on the following day in came Amos, staggering beneath the weight of a brand-new video.
"How on earth did you pay for that?" gasped his mother.
"Easy, Mum." replied Amos, "I sold the television!"
買錄像機
艾莫斯問媽媽他們是否能買一臺錄像機。
”恐怕我們還買不起，“媽媽嘆息着說。
可第二天當艾莫斯回來時，他搖搖晃晃地搬着一臺全新的錄像機。
”你究竟是哪兒來的錢買這東西?“媽媽大吃一驚，喘着氣說。
”媽媽，這簡單，“ 艾曼斯回答。”我把電視機給賣了!"
關於英語笑話對話篇二A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"
"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."
"Well done. Who was that?"
"My granny."
"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."
"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
一個主日學校校(基督教教會爲了向兒童灌輸宗教思想, 在星期天開辦的兒童班)的老師在對學生講使別人高興的重要性。“現在，孩子們，”她說：“你們當中有誰讓別人高興過?”
“我，老師，”一個小男孩說：“昨天我就使別人高興過。”
“做得好，是誰呢?”
“我奶奶。”
“好孩子。現在告訴我們，你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的。”
“是這樣的，老師。我昨天去看她，在她那兒呆了三個小時。然後我跟她說：‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她說：‘啊，我很高興!
關於英語笑話對話篇三Stan: I won 92 goldfish.
Fred: Where are you going to keep them?
Stan: In the bathroom 。
Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?
Stan: Blindfold them!
斯丹：我贏了 92 條金魚。
弗雷德：你想在哪兒養它們?
斯丹：浴室。
弗雷德：但是你想洗澡時怎麼辦?
斯丹：矇住它們的眼睛!
關於英語笑話對話篇四顧客：小心，你的大拇指在我湯裏了!
服務員：別擔心，先生，不是很燙!
Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!
Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!
關於英語笑話對話篇五George knocked on the door of his friend's house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, “can Albert come out to play? ”
“ No,” said the mother, “it's too cold. ”
“ Well, then, ” said George, “ can his football come out to play ? ”
喬冶敲着他朋友家的門。當朋友的媽媽來應門時，他問：“阿爾伯特可以出來玩嗎? ”
“ 不行， ” 那位媽媽說， “ 天氣太冷了。 ”
“ 噢，那麼， ” 喬冶， “ 他的足球可以出來玩嗎?
關於英語笑話對話篇六服務員：茶或咖啡?先生。
第一個顧客：我要茶
第二個顧客：我也是茶——杯子要乾淨的!
服務員：兩杯茶，哪個要乾淨的杯子?
Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
1st customer: "I'll have tea."
2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!"
(Waiter exits, returns)
Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"
關於英語笑話對話篇七服務員，這隻蒼蠅在我湯裏幹什麼?
看起來象是在仰泳，先生……
Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir...
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