關於兒童爆笑英語笑話大全

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　　關於兒童爆笑英語笑話：A Small Boy and a Donkey 小男孩與驢子

A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad(少年，小夥子) . What are you holding onto your brother so tight for, sonny? asked one of them. So he won't join the army, the youngster replied without blinking an eye.

一個小男孩牽着頭驢子穿過部隊營房。兩名士兵想跟小傢伙開個玩笑：小孩，你把你哥哥牽得這麼緊幹什麼? 這樣，他就不會去參軍了。小傢伙眼都不眨地回答道。

　　關於兒童爆笑英語笑話：I'm Glad 我很高興

A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. Now, children, said she, has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?

Please, teacher, said a small boy, I've made someone glad yesterday.

Well done. Who was that?

My granny.

Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grand mother glad.

Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, ‘Granny, I'm going home,’ and she said, ‘Well, I'm glad’!

一個主日學校的老師正在對學生講使別人高興的重要性。現在，孩子們，她說：你們當中有誰讓別人高興過?

我，老師，一個小男孩說：昨天我就使別人高興過。

做得好，是誰呢?

我奶奶。

好孩子，現在告訴我們，你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的。

是這樣的，老師。我昨天去看她，在她那兒呆了三個小時。然後我跟她說：‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她說：‘啊，我很高興!’

　　關於兒童爆笑英語笑話：I Need Your Football

George knocked on the door of his friend's house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, "Can Albert come out to play? "

"No," said the mother, "It's too cold. "

"Well, then, " said George, "Can his football come out to play ?"

喬冶敲着他朋友家的門。當朋友的媽媽來應門時，他問：“阿爾伯特可以出來玩嗎?”

“不行，”那位媽媽說，“天氣太冷了。”

“ 噢，那麼，” 喬冶， “他的足球可以出來玩嗎?”

　　關於兒童爆笑英語笑話：Whose Father was the Stronger

Will and Bill were quarrelling(爭吵) about whose father was the stronger. Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean? My father's the one who dug the hole for it."

Bill wasn't impressed, "Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea? My father's the one who killed it!"

　　關於兒童爆笑英語笑話：The Swimmer

The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast.

Johnny laughed.

"Do you doubt that a good swimmer could do that?" asked the teacher.

"No, sir," answered Johnny, "but I wonder why he did not swim it four times and get back to the side where his clothes were."

老師給同學們講了一個小故事，說有一個人早飯前要在河裏游泳，橫渡三趟。

約翰尼笑了。

老師問道：“你不相信一個游泳很好的人可以做到麼?”

約翰尼回答說：“不是的，先生，我是不明白他爲什麼不遊四次，好回到他放衣服的那邊。”

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