英文笑話帶中文翻譯閱讀

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　　英文笑話帶中文翻譯：The cost of marriage

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

婚姻的成本

一個小男孩問他的父親，“爸爸，要花多少錢才能結婚呢?”

“我也不知道，我現在還在交錢。”父親回答。

　　英文笑話帶中文翻譯：讓交警爲之崩潰的一次駕駛

A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"

"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"

He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."

The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him — he's a smartass when he's drunk and stoned."

The guy from the back seat said, "I told you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"

一個傢伙開車的時候警察追了上來。這個傢伙搖開窗戶問警察：“怎麼了，警官?”

“沒事，我觀察到了你的安全駕駛技術，很高興你獲得了價值5000美元的安全駕駛獎。祝賀你!你認爲你要拿這筆錢去做什麼?”

他想了一會說“哦，我覺得，我應該去考駕照”。

坐在副駕駛位的女士說"別在意他說的，他喝醉了酒說胡話呢.

“後面座位的傢伙說”我告訴你，偷來的車我們走不遠的。”

此時，行李箱出現了敲擊聲並傳出一個模糊不清的聲音：“我們穿過了邊境了嗎?”

　　英文笑話帶中文翻譯：I Could Do It Slower

Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth?

Dentist: Fifty dollars.

Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes' work?

Dentist: Well, I could do it slower, if you like.

我可以幹得慢一些

病人：拔一顆牙收費多少?

牙醫：50美元。

病人：只幾分鐘的活兒就要50美元?

牙醫：好的，如果你喜歡的話，我可以幹得慢一些。

　　英文笑話帶中文翻譯：So Hospitable the boy is!

The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece ofcheese which he laid on the guest's plate.

The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyesthan your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?"

"In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.

好客

由於客人在吃蘋果餡餅時，家裏沒有奶酪了，於是女主人向大家表示歉意。這家的小男孩悄悄地離開了屋子。過了一會兒，他拿着一片奶酪回到房間，把奶酪放在客人的盤子裏。

客人微笑着把奶酪放進嘴裏說：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你媽媽的好。你在哪裏找到的奶酪?”

“在捕鼠夾上，先生。”那小男孩說。

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