英語爆笑笑話8篇

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　　英語爆笑笑話：

A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic.

Here is the situation, she said. A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help.

His wife hears the commotion, knows that he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?

A girl raised her hand and asked, to draw out all of his savings?

小學四年級的教師正在給學生們上一堂邏輯課。她舉了這麼一個例子：有這樣一種情況，一個男人在河中心的船上釣魚，突然失去重心掉進了水裏。於是他開始掙扎並喊救命。

他的妻子聽到了他的喊聲，知道他並不會游泳，所以她就急忙跑向河岸。誰能告訴我這是爲什麼? 一個女生舉手答道，是不是去取他的存款?

　　英語爆笑笑話：

Our son, at age of five, had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one would always bring forth squeals(長聲尖叫) of delight, accompanied by excited remarks of Look at that! Look at that! I'm going to have one of those someday, his dad's response always was Not as long as I'm alive.

One day, while our son was talking to a little friend, a motorcycle passed by. He excitedly pointed it out to the boy and exclaimed, Look at that! Look at that! I'm getting one of those as soon as my dad dies.

我五歲的兒子對摩托車有強烈的愛好。只要看見一輛摩托車，他就會高興得哇哇直叫，並激動地說：瞧這輛!瞧這輛，我總有一天也要有一輛。他爸爸的回答老是隻要我活着，你就別想有這玩藝兒。

一天我們的兒子跟他的小朋友在說話，有一輛摩托車開了過去。他興奮的指着摩托車叫道瞧這輛!瞧這輛!等我爸一死我就要有這樣一輛摩托車了。

　　英語爆笑笑話：

Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.

The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?

Nick's answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

在一次物理考試時，當同學們都還在苦思冥想時，尼克很快就答好了第一個問題。

這個問題是：爲什麼在打雷時，我們總是先看到閃電後聽到雷聲?

尼克的回答是：因爲眼睛在前，耳朵在後。

　　英語爆笑笑話：

It's His Fault

Billy and Bobby were small boys. They were brothers, and they often had fights with each other.

Last Saturday their mother said to them, I'm going to cook our lunch now. Go out and play in the garden and be good.

Yes, Mummy, the two boys answered, and they went out.

They played in the garden for half an hour, and then Billy ran into the kitchen. Mummy, he said, Bobby's broken a window in Mrs. Allen's house. Mrs. Allen was one of their neighbors.

He's a bad boy, his mother said. How did he break it?

I threw a stone at him, Billy answered, and he quickly moved down.

是他的錯

比利和波比都是小男孩。他們是兄弟，兩人經常打架。

上個星期六，他們的媽媽對他們說，我現在要做午飯了。去，到花園去玩吧，別淘氣。

是，媽媽，兩個男孩回答，然後他們就出去了。

他們在花園裏玩了半個小時，然後比利跑進了廚房。媽媽，他說，波比打碎了艾倫太太家的窗玻璃。艾倫太太是他們的鄰居。

他是個壞孩子，他的媽媽說，他是怎麼把玻璃打碎的?

我朝他扔了一塊石子，比利回答道，他趕緊蹲下。

　　英語爆笑笑話：

He Won

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

他贏了

湯姆：約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎?

約翰尼：他害病臥牀了。他受了傷。

湯姆：真糟糕，怎麼回事兒?

約翰尼：我們做遊戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠，他贏了。

　　英語爆笑笑話：

He's just Been to the Zoo

When I was waitting in line at the bank , I noticed a woman holding a small child at one of thewindows. The boy was eating a roll ,which he thrust at the teller. The teller smiled and shook his head.

"No, no, dear," said the boy's mom. and then , turnning to the teller , "I beg your pardon , young man. Please forgive my son . He's just been to the zoo."

他剛去過動物園

當我在銀行裏排隊時，發現一位婦女抱着一個小孩站在一個窗口。男孩正在吃一個麪包卷，並將麪包卷戳向出納員，出納員笑着搖了搖頭。

“別這樣，親愛的，” 男孩的媽媽說。然後她轉向出納員說，“對不起，小夥子。請原諒我的兒子，他剛去過動物園。”

　　英語爆笑笑話：Whats time to a pig?

One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What"s time to a pig?"

一天，有一個城市裏的遊客來到一個小鄉村，在鄉間路上開着車，想看看農莊是什麼樣子，也想看看農夫怎樣種田過日子。這位城裏人看見一位農夫在宅後的草地 上，手中抱着一頭豬，並把它舉得高高的，好讓它能夠吃到樹上的蘋果。城裏人對農夫說，"我看你的豬挺喜歡吃蘋果的，但是，這不是很浪費時間嗎?"那位農夫 回答說，“時間對豬有什麼意義?”

　　英語爆笑笑話：我和老師的故事

Teacher: Tom and John! Why are you late for school today?

老師：湯姆!約翰!你倆今天爲什麼遲到了!

Tom: Madam, I lost a one-dollar coin and was searching for it.

湯姆：老師，我一直在找我丟失的一美元硬幣。

Teachear: John, what about you?

老師：那麼你呢，約翰?

John: Madam, I was not able to move beacause I was hiding that coin under my feet.

約翰：老師，我不能動啊，我把他的硬幣藏腳底下了。