英語笑話:打獵的技巧
Two Russian hunters meet. I shot a gigantic bear yesterday, says Ivan. Look at the hide!How do you find such huge bears? Sergei , says Ivan. You stand in front of a cave and whistle. When the bear comes out, you s later the two meet again. Sergei is covered in bandages. Didn't you follow my advice? Ivan I did. I stood, in front of a cave and whistled, Sergei what came out?To me, says Sergei, it looked like the Trans-Siberian Express兩個俄國獵人相遇。我昨天打了一隻巨熊，伊凡說，看看這獸皮！你是如何發現這麼大的熊的？謝爾蓋問道。簡單，伊凡說，你站在一個洞前並吹哨子。熊出來時你就開槍。幾周後，兩人見面了。謝爾蓋渾身纏滿了繃帶。難道你沒有聽我的建議？伊凡問。我當然是按你的建議做的。我站在一個洞前並吹哨子，謝爾蓋回答說。出來了什麼？向着我來的，謝爾蓋說，像是穿越西伯利亞的快車。
