英語笑話:摩西和耶穌
A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?". He spots some $ on a table and takes again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you". He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?". It said "YES". He then says "What's your name?". It says "MOSES". The burglar says " What kind of person names his bird moses??" The parrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS Rottweiler "JESUS".一個竊賊潛入一戶人家。他看到一個喜歡的CD機，他趕緊拿了。就在這個時候他聽到有人說：“耶穌正在看着你。”他照着手電看來看去，嘀咕着：“到底是什麼人在說話？”這時，他看到桌子上有些錢，他又拿了。。。那聲音又來了：“耶穌正在看着你。”他躲到一個角落，想找出是誰在說話。結果看到一隻鸚鵡，於是他問鸚鵡：“是你在說話嗎？”鸚鵡承認了。 小賊說：“你叫什麼名字？”“摩西”。小賊說：“什麼人給鳥取這種名字？”鸚鵡回答：“就是那個給他的羅威那犬取名爲‘耶穌’的那個人啊。”
