英語笑話:I Understand Him（我懂他的話）

While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . "Mump umn Kmpfhm," was all I heard.　　"Drew," I scolded, "no one can understand a word you're saying. 　　"He says he wants some ketchup," my husband said calmly 　　A woman sitting nearby leaned over and asked, "How in the world did you understand him?" 　　"I'm a dentist," my husband explained.在飯店吃飯的時候，我申斥我4歲的兒子，因爲他滿嘴食物在說話。“喔、呢”，我聽到的就是這些。 　　“祖，”我責備道，“沒人明白你在說什麼。” 　　“他說他要一些番茄醬，”我丈夫平靜地說。 　　坐在旁邊的一位婦女靠過來問道：“你究竟如何明白他的話的呢？” 　　“我是牙醫。”我丈夫解釋道。