英語笑話:Who's More Polite

A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite.

The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was the more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.

一個胖男人和一個瘦男人在爭論誰更加紳士。

瘦男人說他更紳士，因爲每次見到女士，他都脫帽致意。但是胖男人知道自己更加紳士，因爲每當他起身給女士讓座的時候，都能同時坐下兩位女士。