英語笑話:A mysterious letter 一封神祕的信
I don't like to inquire（詢問，查究） too curiously into your affairs, said the lady to her husband. But something's been bothering me for ? said the husband, Tell me all about got a letter last Friday, the lady said. It was perfumed. It was in a girl's handwriting. I saw you oped it, you broke into a sweat. You turned white. Your hands trembled…For goodness'sake, who was it from and what did it say?Oh, that, said the husband. I decided it was best for both of us not to talk about it at the heaven's sake, screamed the woman. Tell me who it was from and what it , said the husband. It was from your dress shop. It said you owe them $740.我不想過分好奇地打聽你的事情，妻子對她的丈夫說，但是有件事已經困擾我好幾天了。是嗎？丈夫說，你說給我聽聽。上星期五你收到了一封信，妻子說。信是灑了香水的，是女孩的字跡。我見你打開信：你突然冒出一身冷汗，你的臉變得煞白，你的手顫抖着……天哪，是誰寫的信？信上都說了些什麼？噢，是這事兒，丈夫說，我當時決定我們倆最好不要談論它。天哪！那女人尖叫起來，告訴我誰寫的，都寫了些什麼。好吧，丈夫說，是從你的服裝店寄來的，說你欠他們七百四十美元。
