經典搞笑英語故事閱讀
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Child:My uncle has 1000 men under him.
Man:He is really does do?
Child:A maintenance man in a cemetery.
他真是一個大人物
小孩：我叔叔下面有1000個人。
男人：他真是一個大人物。他是幹什麼的?
小孩：墓地守墓人。
經典搞笑英語故事：老闆最大There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot. There werethree parrots in the shop. One was $5,000; another one, $10,000; and the third one, $30,000. The customer asked the owner, "How come this guy is $5,000? That's so expensive for this kindof parrot." The owner said, "Because I have trained him and he can talk." So the customer asked him, "How about this guy? What can he do that makes him so expensive?" The owner said, "Well, apart from talking, he can also do some amusing actions,like dancing and so on. That's why he's so expensive." Then the customer said, "How about the third one? What canhe do that makes him so expensive?" The owner of the shopsaid, "I don't know. Normally, I have never heard him talk, nor dance, nor whistle, nor sing, nothing at all! But the other two call him 'The Boss.'"
有個人到一間商店買鸚鵡。店裏有三隻鸚鵡，其中一隻賣五千元，另一隻賣一萬元，還有一隻賣三萬元。顧客問老闆：「爲什麼這隻要賣五千元?這個價錢對這種鸚鵡來說太貴了!」老闆說：「因爲我有訓練他講話。」顧客又問：「那這隻呢?他會做什麼?爲什麼要賣這麼貴?」老闆說：「他除了會說話之外，還會表演一些有趣的動作，好比說跳舞等等，所以才賣這麼貴。」顧客接着又問：「那第三隻呢?他會做什麼?爲什麼要賣這麼貴?」老闆說：「我不知道。我從沒聽過他講話、吹口哨或唱歌，也沒看過他跳舞，什麼都沒有!不過另外不過另外兩隻叫他：『老闆!』」
經典搞笑英語故事：雞蛋在哪裏Where is the egg?
Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?
Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.
Teacher:Then where is the "egg"?
Student:In the cake,Sir.
雞蛋在哪裏?
老師：你能用"雞蛋"一詞造句嗎?
學生：可以。我昨天吃了一塊蛋糕。
老師："雞蛋"在哪?
學生：在蛋糕裏，先生
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