英語幽默童話故事
多閱讀一些英語童話小故事,會提高孩子的英語閱讀能力而且對口語和詞彙量的增加也有所幫助。下面是本站小編整理的英語幽默童話故事，漢語大家閱讀。
英語幽默童話故事： I can’t Cook It
It’s sunny day in spring. Miss Cat is fishing. Suddenly the fishing rod moves. “Great! Oh, it’s so heavy!” Miss Cat says happily.
The fish is plucked out of the river. “Oh, a big fish! How big the fish is!” She cheers. But she puts the fish into the river and goes on fishing.
At the time Mr. House goes by and sees it. “What do you set it free?” He asks. “Because my pot is too small. I can’t cook it,” Miss Cat says.
我沒法煮它
這是春天裏一個陽光明媚的日子，貓小姐在河邊釣魚。突然魚竿動了動。“太棒了!哇，好重啊!”貓小姐高興地喊着。
魚被拉出來了。“啊!一條大魚!這條大魚可真大呀!”她歡呼道。但是她卻把魚放回河裏，又繼續釣魚。
這時候馬先生路過，看見這一切，就問她：“爲什麼你把魚放了?” “因爲我的鍋太小。我沒辦法燒這麼大的魚。”貓小姐回答說。
英語幽默童話故事： Count Tomorrow Morning
It’s a right. John is looking at the sky.
Tom is John’s younger brother. He asks John “What are you doing?”
John says, “I’m counting stars.”
Tom laughs and says, “It’s really dark now. Why not count them tomorrow morning?”
明天早上數
這是一個晚上。約翰擡頭看着天空。
湯姆是約翰的弟弟。他問約翰：“你在幹什麼?”
約翰說：“我在數星星。”
湯姆笑着說：“現在天空太黑了。你爲什麼不等到明天早上再數呢?”
英語幽默童話故事： I Don’t Like Her
Bob goes to a new school.
One day he comes back, “Bob, do you like your new teacher?” his mother asks.
“I don’t like her, Mother. Because first she says that three and three is six, and then she says that two and four is six, too.”
我不喜歡她
鮑勃的去了所新學校。
一天， 他回到家，他媽媽問他：“你喜歡你的新老師嗎?”
“不，我不喜歡她，媽媽。因爲她先說3加3等於6，然後她又說2加4等於6.”
英語幽默童話故事：Drunk
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
醉酒
一天，父親與小兒子一塊兒回家。這個孩子正處於那種對什麼事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問題。他向父親發問道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什麼意思?” “唔，孩子，”父親回答說，“你瞧那兒站着兩個警察。如果我把他們看成了四個，那麼我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子說，“那兒只有一個警察呀!”
英語幽默童話故事：
The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?"
"I'll venture an answer, " said an old lady. "We have worn them off sitting here so long.".
教進化論的老師已經滔滔不絕地講了快兩個小時，他的話題又來了：“讓我向進化論者提個問題——如果我們曾經像狒狒那樣長着尾巴，那麼現在尾巴到哪裏去了?”
“我來試試看，”一位老太太說。
“該是我們在這裏坐這麼久把它們磨掉了吧。”
英語幽默童話故事：
Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?
Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.
一名偉人
老師：如果莎士比亞還活着，他會是一名偉人嗎?
學生：當然。因爲到目前爲止，還沒有人活到400多歲。
英語幽默童話故事： A Clever Panda
A little panda picks up a pumpkin and wants to take it home. But the pumpkin is too big. The panda can’t take it home.
Suddenly she sees a bear riding a bike toward her. She watches the bike. “I know! I have a good idea.” she jumps and shouts happily, “I can roll a pumpkin. It’s like a wheel.”
So she rolls the pumpkin to her home. When her mother sees the big pumpkin, she is surprised, “Oh, my God! How can you carry it home?” the little panda answers proudly, “I can’t lift it, but I can roll it.” Her mother smiled and says，“What a clever girl! Use you heard to do something,”
聰明的熊貓
一隻小熊貓摘了一隻大南瓜，想把它拿回家。但是這隻南瓜太大了，她沒有辦法把這麼大的南瓜帶回家。
突然她看見一隻狗熊騎着一輛自行車朝她這邊來。她看着自行車，跳着說：“有了!我有辦法了。我可以把南瓜滾回家去。南瓜好像車輪。
於是她把那瓜滾回家。當她媽媽看到這隻大南瓜的時候，很驚訝：“天啊!這麼食的南瓜!你是怎麼把它帶回家來的?”小熊貓自豪地說;“我拎不動它，可是我能滾動它啊!”她媽媽微笑着說：“真聰明啊!記住：只要你肯動腦筋，沒有難辦的事。”
英語幽默童話故事：Sleeping Pills
Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.
Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: "I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning."
"That's fine," roared the boss, "but where were you Monday and Tuesday?"
安眠藥
鮑勃晚上失眠。他去看醫生，醫生給他開了一些強力安眠藥。
星期天晚上鮑勃吃了藥，睡得很好，在鬧鐘響之前就醒了過來。他到了辦公室，遛達進去，對老闆說：“我今天早上起牀一點麻煩都沒有。”
“好啊!”老闆吼道，“那你星期一和星期二到哪兒去了?”
