英語幽默笑話:The Advantage of Noise 噪音的優點
2014-07-13TheAdvantageofNoiseWhereverIdrovemyoldcarover55milesperhour,itvibratedterribly,soIdecidedtosellit.Myfirstcustomerwantedtobuythecar,andIbattledwithmyconscienceoverwhetherornottotellhimofthevehicle'spr......
英語幽默笑話:小男孩與驢子 A Small Boy and a Donkey
2014-06-12AsmallboyleadingadonkeypassedbyanArmycamp.Acoupleofsoldierswantedtohavesomefunwiththelad.Whatareyouholdingontoyourbrothersotightfor,sonny?askedoneofthem.Sohewon'tjointhearmy,theyoungsterrepliedwithou......
英語幽默笑話:If only
2021-04-10IfonlyAmanisdrivingupasteep,narrowmountainroad.Awomanisdrivingdownthesameroad.Astheypassenchother,thewomanleansoutofthewindowandyells"PI!!"Themanimmediatelyleansoutofhiswindowandreplies,"BITCH!!"Theye......
英語幽默小故事 19. I Never Work after Supper
2014-09-02Apenny-pinchingfarmerdidn'twanthishiredhandtostopworking.Onemorning,hetoldthefarmhand,"It'ssuchanuisancetocomeinfromthefield,,washupforlunchandtaketimetoeat.Whydon'twesavetimeandeatlunchnow?"Theh......
幽默笑話:我晚飯後從不工作 I Never Work After Supper
2017-06-09Apenny-pinchingfarmerdidn'twanthishiredhandtostopworking.Onemorning,hetoldthefarmhand,"It'ssuchanuisancetocomeinfromthefield,,washupforlunchandtaketimetoeat.Whydon'twesavetimeandeatlunchnow?"Theh......
英語幽默笑話帶翻譯幸運的母親 Lucky Mother
2021-06-30Ayoungmotherbelievedthatitwasverywrongtowasteanyfoodwhenthereweresomanyhungrypeopleintheworld.Oneevening,shewasgivinghersmalldaughterherteabeforeputtinghertobed.Firstshegaveherasliceoffreshbrownbreada......
英語幽默小笑話:快速清掃 Quick Cleanup
2017-05-01QuickCleanup快速清掃Unexpectedguestswereontheway,andmymother,animpeccablehousekeeper,rushedaroundstraighteningup.Sheputmyfatherandbrothertoworkcleaningtheguestbathroom.Later,whenshewenttoinspectit,she......
英語幽默笑話:A preacher is buying a parrot 傳教士買鸚鵡
2014-07-20ApreacherisbuyingaparrotAreyousureitdoesntscream,yell,orswear?askedthepreacher.Ohabsolutely.Itsareligiousparrot,thestorekeeperassureshim.Doyouseethosestringsonhislegs?Whenyoupulltherightone,herecitest......
英語幽默笑話:The Same Duties 相同的職責
2014-07-16TheSameDutiesAretiredfour-stargeneralranintohisformerorderly,alsoretired,inaManhattanbarandspenttherestoftheeveningpersuadinghimtocomeworkforhimashisvalet."Yourdutieswillbeexactlythesameastheywereinth......
英文幽默笑話:Dating for Mother 約會
2014-06-07DatingforMotherWhentheyoungwaitressinthecaféinTom’sbuildingstartedwavinghelloeveryday.Tomwasflattered,forshewasatleast15yearsyoungerthanhe.OnedayshewavedandbeckonedtoTomagain.WhenTomstrolledover,she......
英語幽默小故事 The Mistaken Father
2014-08-29Themorningfollowingthebirthofourfirstchild,myhusbandwasmistakenlydirectedtotheroomofanothernewmotheronthematernityfloor.Ashewalkedintotheroom,hebentoverthenap-pingmother,whosebackwasturnedtohim,andgav......
英語幽默笑話:Lazy Manager
2021-03-21LazyManagerAmiddlemanagementexecutivehastotakeonsomesports,byhisdoctor's,sohedecidestoplaytennis.Afteracoupleofweekshissecretaryaskshimhowhe'sdoing"It'sgoingfine",themanagersays."WhenIamon......
英語搞笑笑話10篇 幽默笑話帶翻譯閱讀
2021-02-16多閱讀一些有趣的英語笑話,能激起我們閱讀英語的興趣,從而提高英語的閱讀能力,今天本站小編在這裏爲大家分享英語搞笑笑話10篇,歡迎大家閱讀!英語搞笑笑話篇一AnAbsentMindedProfessorAnotoriouslyabsentmindedprofessorw......
英語笑話:Drunken Humour 醉漢的幽默
2013-04-17Wife:Dear,youlookedquitedrunklastnightandyoukeptrepeatingthesamethingatthetable.Husband:Really?Thendon'tbelieveanythingsaidbyadrunkenperson.Bytheway,whatdidIsaytoyou?Wife:Iloveyou,dear.妻子:親愛的,你昨......
英語幽默笑話:Double Entendre at Play
2021-06-16"Madam,"saidtheirateconductortoatotallyincompetentwomancellistduringrehearsal,"youhavebetweenyourlegsaninstrumentthatcouldgivepleasuretothousands…andallyouseemabletodoisscratchit."Beckywasonher......
英語幽默小笑話:Make your fortune計劃你的將來
2014-06-07MakeyourfortuneHowdidyoumakeyourfortune?IbecamethepartnerofarichhadthemoneyandIhadtheexperience.Howdidthathelp?NowhehastheexperienceandIthemoney.計劃你的將來你是怎麼計劃你的將來的?我變成一個富人的合夥......
英語幽默爆笑小笑話
2021-04-17我們學習英語累了就可以看看英語的笑話,下面就給大家分享一下英語笑話,歡迎大家閱讀英語幽默小笑話TheFrogandthePsychicHotlineAfrogtelephonesthePsychicHotlineandistold,Youaregoingtomeetabeautifulyounggirlwhowi......
爆笑英語幽默笑話God Save The King
2021-06-25下面是本站小編整理的爆笑英語幽默笑話GodSaveTheKing,歡迎大家閱讀!GodSaveTheKing!願上帝保佑國王ThefamousDr.Smith,deanofMedicalCollege,wasappointedprivatephysiciantotheKing.Whereuponheproudlywrotethefollowi......
英語幽默笑話:Older Goats in America(美國老羊)
2014-05-14AgroupofAmericansweretravelingbytourbusthroughHolland.Astheystoppedatacheesefarm,ayoungguideledthemthroughtheprocessofcheesemaking,explainingthatgoats'milkwasused.Sheshowedthegroupalovelyhillsidewher......
英語幽默笑話:I want a nightmare
2021-06-28Beforethefinalexamination,Tomtoldhismother,"Mom,IhadadreamlastnightthatI'dpassedtoday'sexam.""Don'ttrustdreams,dear.Itissaidwhatyouexperienceindreamsusuallyturnsouttobetheopposite."Motherr......
幽默笑話:我晚飯後從不工作 I Never Work After Supper
2014-07-08Apenny-pinchingfarmerdidn'twanthishiredhandtostopworking.Onemorning,hetoldthefarmhand,"It'ssuchanuisancetocomeinfromthefield,,washupforlunchandtaketimetoeat.Whydon'twesavetimeandeatlunchnow?"Thehir......
英語幽默笑話:The Young Man at the Wheel
2014-05-19MyinfantdaughterbegancryingasIdrovehomefromthestore,andsinceshewasharnessedtohersafetyseatintheback,Icouldn'tconsoleher.Stoppingforaredlight,Iturnedaroundandwavedmyhands,callinghernametodistracther.I......
英語幽默小笑話:Goldfish 金魚
2017-05-03Stan:Iwon92goldfish.斯丹:我贏了92條金魚。Fred:Whereareyougoingtokeepthem?弗雷德:你想在哪兒養它們?Stan:Inthebathroom.斯丹:浴室。Fred:Butwhatwillyoudowhenyouwanttotakeabath?弗雷德:但是你想洗澡時怎麼辦?Stan:Bl......
小學生英語幽默笑話:Keep the Change
2021-06-16Sellingsecondhandbooksatourchurchbazaar,Igotintoanargumentwithaprospectivecustomer.HewasinterestedinbuyingThePocketBookofOgdenNashbutclaimeditwasoverpricedat35cents.Otherpaperbacksweresellingfortenor1......
英語幽默笑話:Caught stealing 預算超標的小偷
2013-07-04Ashoplifter(商店扒手)wascaughtred-handedtryingtostealawatchfromajewelrystore."Listen,"saidtheshoplifter,"Iknowyoudon'twantanytroubleeither.WhatdoyousayIjustbuythewatch,andweforgetaboutthis?"Themanagera......