英語笑話:Now I have two skunks in there
"We have a skunk（臭鼬） in the basement," shrieked（尖叫） the caller to the police dispatcher（排程員）. "How can we get it out?"
"Take some bread crumbs," said the dispatcher, "and put down a trail from the basement out to the back yard. Then leave the cellar door open."
Sometime later the resident called back. "Did you get rid of it?" asked the dispatcher.
"No," replied the caller. "Now I have two skunks in there!"“我們的地下室裡有一隻臭鼬，”打電話的人對警察排程員尖叫道。“我們怎樣才能把它弄出來？”
“弄一些麵包屑，”排程員說;“從地下室往外鋪一條小道直到後院。然後將地下室的門開啟。”
一段時間後，那人又打電話打了回來。“你們將它弄出來了嗎？”排程員問他。
“沒有，”打電話的人答道，“現在那兒有兩隻臭鼬了。”
