懷孕真相大爆料 The Lies and Truths of Pregnancy
The Lies and Truths of Pregnancy
懷孕真相大爆料LIE
謊言1. You’re glowing!
1. 你很神采奕奕呀！
2. After the first trimester, your morning sickness will disappear!
2. 過了頭三個月，你晨吐症狀就會消失！3. You don’t even look pregnant from the back!
3. 你從背後看起來不像有懷孕！4. It all becomes “real” when you feel that first kick!
4. 當你感受到他第一次踢你時，終於有“真實”的感覺了！5. Once the baby is born, you will totally forget the pain of labor.
5. 寶寶一旦出生，你就可以完全忘記分娩的痛苦。6. The baby weight will just melt off once you start breastfeeding.
6. 懷孕時多出的體重會在你開始母乳餵養時減輕。TRUTH
真相1. You’re sweating.
1. 你會焦躁不安。2. It will be there in the second trimester. And the third. And maybe after you give birth.
2. 晨吐會持續到六個月，甚至九個月，又或者直到你分娩後。3. LOL, whatever, you look pregnant from space.
哈哈哈，不管怎樣，無論哪個角度看（即便從太空上看），你都是孕婦樣。4. Yes, if by “real” you mean “f**king freaky.”
4. 是的，如果你的“真實”意味著“去你的怪胎”（粗言無亂學噢~）5. You will forget your children’s first names before you forget the pain of labor.
5. 在你（年老到）忘記孩子們的姓氏時，你就可以忘記分娩的痛苦了。6. Yes, as long as you also stop eating.
6. 是的，只要你同時停止飲食。
