雙語哲言:智慧的話語 獨特的思維方式
1. A day without sunshine is like night.
沒有陽光的白日如同黑夜。（快樂生活每一天）
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
換句話説，五指亦有不同。（大千世界，無奇不有。寬容心對待）
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
百分之四十二點七的數據是現場編造的。
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
百分之九十九的律師是毀壞律師界名聲的大老鼠。（律師界就是一鍋老鼠湯）
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
永遠記住：你認識的人中定會有一半居於平均線以下。（總有人處於低端）
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
6最後笑的人思維最慢。（最後笑的人不一定因為他是強人，也許還有其他原因）
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
絕望僅僅是沒有激情的憤怒。
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
早起的鳥兒或許有蟲吃，不過第二隻老鼠才會得到夾子中的奶酪。（韜光養晦，永不出頭）
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
養育細菌。他們是某些人唯一的培養物。（極端吝嗇的代名詞）
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
問心無愧也許是壞記性的表現。
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
改變無可避免，自動販賣機出來的貨物除外。
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
假如你認為沒有人關心你，試試拖欠一下應付款。（意見真的不錯喔）
13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
1有多少人相信特異致動？舉起我的手來。
14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
好吧，那麼黑暗的速度呢？（光速與“黑速”到底誰會更大一點呢）
15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
當所有東西都朝你運動而來，那説明你走錯了道。（眾人獨醒我獨醉）
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
勤奮工作會在遠期得到回報，而懶惰現期就會有所收穫。
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
假如沒有酒鬼的話大海要深多少啊！
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
鷹翔九天，但是鼬鼠從不會捲入飛機引擎。
19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
假如你兩次被嚇得半死，會發生什麼事呢？
20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
通靈之人為什麼還要問你的姓名呢？
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the hell happened?"
每個老年人心裏都會有一個年輕人在問：“怎麼會發生這檔子破事？”
22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
只需記住——假如這個世界不是一張網，我們都會掉落。
23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
光速快於音速。這就是為什麼你在聽到他人的發言後才會意識到他們的存在。
24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos.
生活並不太像一盒巧克力。它更像一罐墨西哥辣椒。
