中學英語小笑話短文閲讀
笑話,是供人們消遣或交際的一種創造性的語言形式,其主要功能是調侃、娛樂或諷刺。本站小編整理了中學英語小笑話短文，歡迎閲讀!
注意一點
“I wish，”said an anxious mother to her careless son，“I wish you could pay a little attention to your arithmetic.”
媽媽着急地對粗心的兒子説:“我希望你注意一點你的算術。”
"Well，I do.”was the reply，“I pay as little attention to it as possible.”
“是啊。”兒子回答。“我是儘量對它少注意一點。”
中學英語小笑話短文篇二獎品
Little Albert came home from school with a new book under his arm.“It’s a prize，mother，”he explained.
小阿爾伯特腋下夾着一本新書從學校回家來了。“這是獎品，媽媽。”他解釋道。
"A prized What for，dear"
“獎品?因為什麼得的，寶貝?”
"For natural history. Teacher asked me how many legs an ostrich has and I said three."
“因為自然史。老師問我鴕鳥有幾條腿，我説有三條。”
“But an ostrich has only two legs."
“但是鴕鳥是兩條腿啊。”
"I know it now. But all the pupil said four，so !was the closest."
“我現在知道了。但是其他學生都説有四條。所以還是我最接近正確答案。”
中學英語小笑話短文篇三頂牛的年齡
My teenage son was at the rebellious stage when a parent’s endorsement of anything is the kiss of death. So I was pleased he asked me to help him pick a shirt to wear to a party. On his bed were the choices: blue，white and beige.
我那十來歲的兒子正在愛頂牛的年齡，父母説東他偏往西。一次他要去參加一個舞會，請我幫他選一件襯衫。這可把我樂壞了。他牀上有好幾件襯衫:藍的、白的和米色的。
"I like the blue one."I said.
“我喜歡藍的。”我説。
"What is your second choice?"
“你還喜歡哪件?”
"The white one."
“白的。”
"Thanks，"he said and put on the beige shirt.
“多謝了。”他説着便穿上了那件米色的襯衫。
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