英文短笑話:Compliment－恭維話
Compliment
Larry! Come here! said his furious mother, putting the telephone down, I’ve just had a call from Mrs. Harrison about your behavior to her Doris at the school dance last night. You wretched, rude boy!
I was nice to her, Mum, really I was! protested the youth.
I even paid her a compliment when we had a dance.
Did you, indeed? said his mother grimly, And what exactly did you say?
I said, Gosh, Doris, you sweat less than any fat girl I’ve ever danced with!恭維話
拉里，你過來！媽媽放下電話後生氣地説，我剛才接到哈里森夫人地電話，她告訴我你在昨晚的學校舞會上對多麗絲行為不好，你可恥，粗魯！
媽媽，我對她很好，真的！小夥子不服氣地説。當我和她跳舞時我還説了一句恭維她的話。
你真的這麼做的嗎？媽媽嚴厲地問。你的原話是怎麼説的？
我説，啊呀，多麗絲，你比我跳過舞的任何胖姑娘出汗都少！
