英語笑話:你知道我是幹嘛的嗎
Do You Know My Work? One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes. Two men stood outside and looked at the fire. “Before I came out,” said one,“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think of money when they're afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire, the fire burns it. So I took all the bills that I could find.No one will be poorer because I took them.” “You don't know my work,” said the other. “What is your work?” “I'm a policeman. “Oh!” cried the first man. He thought quickly and said,“And do you know my work?”“No,”said the policeman. “I'm a writer. I'm always telling stories about things that never happened.”你知道我是幹什麼的嗎? 一天晚上,一家旅館失火,住在這家旅館裏的人穿着睡 衣就跑了出來。 兩個人站在外面,看着大火。 “在我出來之前,”其中一個説:“我跑進一些房間,找到了一大筆錢。人在恐懼中是不會想到錢的。如果有人把紙幣留在火裏,火就會把它燒成灰燼。所以我把我所能找到的鈔票都拿走了。沒有人會因為我拿走它們而變得更窮。” “你不知道我是幹什麼的。”另一個説。 “你是幹什麼的?” “我是警察。” “噢!”第一個人喊了一聲。他靈機一動,説:“那你知道我是幹什麼的?”“不知道。”警察説。 “我是個作家。我總是愛編一些從未發生過的故事。”