英語笑話:請朋友吃飯 Friend for Dinner
Honey, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper.
“親愛的,”丈夫對妻子説:“我邀請了一位朋友回家吃晚飯。”What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I havent been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I dont feel like cooking a fancy meal!
“什麼?你瘋了嗎?我們的房子亂糟糟的,我很久沒有買過東西回來了,所有的碗碟都是髒的,還有,我可不想做一餐累死人的晚飯。”I know all that.
“這些我全都知道。”
Then why did you invite a friend for supper?
“那你為什麼還要邀請朋友回來吃晚飯?”Because the poor fools thinking about getting married.
“因為那個可憐的笨蛋正考慮要結婚呢。”