英語幽默小故事 The Use of a Handsaw
At the mall, my wife and I picked up some hardware items, including a handsaw. We were heading back to the car when we passed a steakhouse. Let's try it. " my wife suggested. Although I felt a little foolish carrying the saw, I followed her inside. Scanning the menu, my wife told the waitress, " I' 11 have chopped sirloin, please. The waitress turned to me, eyed my saw and commented, "And I see that. you, sir, have come for our T-bone special. Notes: (1) mall n.集市 (2) pick up 得到;獲得 (3) handsaw n.手鋸 (4) scan v.匆匆地略看;掃視 (5) chop v.砍;劈;剁 (6) sirloin n.最好的牛腰肉 (7) comment v.評論;説話 Exercises: 根據短文填空: ① At the mall, my wife and I picked _____some hardware items, including a handsaw. ② We were _____back to the car when we passed a steak house. ③ Although I felt a little foolish carrying the saw, I followed her _____. ④ _____the menu, m wife told the waitress. " I' It have chopped sirloin please. ⑤ The waitress turned to me, _____my saw and commented, "And I see you, sir, have come for our T-bone special. " 132.手鋸的用處 在集市上,我和妻子買了一些五金用品,包括一個手鋸。我們返回汽車時剛好路過一家牛排店。 “我們嚐嚐吧,”我妻子建議説。儘管我覺得拿着鋸有點傻乎乎的,但還是隨她走了進去。 我妻子掃視了一下菜單對女招待説:“請給我來一份炒牛腰片。” 女招待轉向我,看了看我的鋸,説道:“我能看出,先生,你是來吃我們的T形骨特色菜的。” 練習參考答案: ① up ② heading ③ inside ④ Scanning ⑤ eyed