男女爆笑潛台詞:他們真的來自不同星球!大綱
男人和女人來自不同的星球,同一句話在他們口中也有着不同的含義:1."Nothing, forget it"
1."沒什麼,算了吧!"Female:you.better figure out what you did wrong.
女人:你最好自己搞清楚到底做錯了什麼。Male:Just quit talking about it, jesus.
男人:我勒個去,拜託就別提這事兒了。
2."Are you tired?"
2."你累嗎?"Female:Please don't go to sleep. I love talking to you.
女人:別去睡覺,我喜歡跟你聊天。Male:Genuinely curious as to whether or not you are sleepy.
男人:他真的只是很好奇你是不是很困。3."I'm cold."
3."我很冷。"Female:Get a blanket and cuddle with me.
女人:去拿條毯子來,抱着我讓我取暖。Male:There's pretty cold. I should probably get a blanket or some shit.
男人:真的挺冷的。我得去拿條毯子或是別的啥。4."Leave me alone."
4."別管我。"Female:Please don't go.
女人:別走,別離開我。Male:Get out of my fucking face.
男人:滾開,離我遠點兒!5."I love you."
5."我愛你。"Female:Tell me you do more.
女人:告訴我你愛我愛得更多。Male:I love you just that I don't expect a stupid fucking response.
男人:你知道我愛你就夠了,別給我來個蠢透了的爛回答。