雙語笑話 第162期:換個工作
The doctor looked at his patient's tongue, felt his pulse, knocked on his chest, and began: "Same old story, my friend. Too much confinement. Do not deny it. What you.need is plenty of outdoor exercise. Walk, Walk."
醫生看了看病人的舌頭,號了號脈。 敲了敲他地胸部,説道:“還是老問題,朋友, 運動量太小,不要否認這個事實。你需要大量的户外運動。 走路。 走路。 ”"But, doctor..."
“不過,醫生……”"Don't argue with me. I am the doctor. Take my advice. Walk ten times as much as you do now. That's the only thing that will cure you."
“不要同我爭辯,我是醫生。遵照我的囑咐,走10倍於你現在所走的路,這是治癒你的疾病地唯一方法。 ”
"But my business..."
“然而我的工作是……”"That is just the trouble. Your business! Well, change your business, so that you can get a chance to walk more. What is your business?"
“這正是問題所在。你的工作!好吧,換一個工作。 這樣一來,你就有機會多走動了。 你是幹什麼的?”"I'm a letter-carrier."
“我是一名郵遞員。 ”