黴黴出門都藏在行李箱裏？爲了躲避狗仔隊，明星們也是拼了大綱
最近這一年，話題女王“黴黴”泰勒·斯威夫特就像是消失了一樣，全球狗仔都拍不到她的照片，甚至有人腦洞大開說她是不是購買了《哈利波特》當中的隱身衣。後來，狗仔開始懷疑黴黴藏在行李箱裏，因爲狗仔們經常能看到保鏢從她住所搬同一個行李箱進進出出。而這一說法近日得到了“美渣”澤恩·馬利克的證實。
It seems donning a comedy moustache and glasses isn't enough for some celebrities looking to evade unwanted attention.
看起來，誇張的大鬍子和眼鏡還不足以讓某些明星掩人耳目。
Zayn Malik appears to have confirmed the suspicion that Taylor Swift is smuggled in a suitcase to avoid detection.
日前，澤恩·馬利克貌似證實了泰勒·斯威夫特被裝在行李箱裏“偷運”以避人耳目的傳言。
當地時間2018年1月28日，“美渣”澤恩·馬利克現身第60屆格萊美頒獎禮紅毯。
In an interview with British Vogue, the former One Direction singer said Taylor was "always travelling around in a suitcase".
在接受英國版《Vogue》雜誌採訪時，這位前單向組合歌手說，泰勒“總是藏在行李箱裏到處走”。
But she isn't the only celeb who's gone that extra mile in the name of concealment.
但泰勒並不是唯一一個爲了掩人耳目而費盡心機的名人。
Rumors about Taylor's transportation were sparked last year after security guards were pictured carrying a large case in and out of her home.
去年，在拍到保鏢搬着一個大行李箱從泰勒住所進進出出後，關於泰勒藏身行李箱的猜測就開始流傳起來。
The photo agency that snapped the picture claimed Swift was hiding inside to avoid press during her feud with Kim and Kanye - but later withdrew the claim.
拍下這一照片的圖片社稱，在泰勒和卡戴珊夫婦開撕期間，泰勒藏在行李箱裏以躲避媒體的糾纏，但後來又收回了這一言論。
She may have taken inspiration from Robbie Williams and Geri Halliwell.
泰勒可能是從羅比·威廉姆斯和潔芮·哈利維爾那裏得到這個靈感的。
Robbie Williams during the opening ceremony of FIFA World Cup on June 14, 2018. REUTERS/Maxim Shemetov
In his memoir Reveal, the former Take That star explained how he snuck Ginger Spice out of his flat in a duffel bag and put her in the boot of a car to get away from a group of paparazzi.
前接招合唱團成員羅比·威廉姆斯在他的回憶錄《揭露》中解釋了他是如何將薑汁辣妹從他的公寓中“偷運”出來的：他將潔芮裝在一個行李袋裏，然後將其放在汽車後備箱裏，以躲避狗仔隊的跟蹤。
Robbie explained: "I had a genius idea to put her in a Hold-All because she's a very small person. I literally put her in this duffel bag and put her over my shoulder. I had the paparazzi all taking pictures and I'm like, 'Hi, guys!'".
羅比解釋說：“我有一個天才想法，就是把她放進一個行李袋裏，因爲她身材很嬌小。事實上，我確實將她放進了行李袋，然後將她扛在了肩膀上。狗仔隊都衝着我拍照，我還跟他們打招呼呢！”
當然，要將黴黴的大長腿塞進行李箱，這行李箱得夠大才行。身材嬌小的明星不妨一試。
爲了躲避狗仔隊的死纏爛打，明星們也是八仙過海，各顯神通。明星們的“藏身之道”還有這些：
阿黛爾：藏身小盒子
Singer Adele arrives at the 58th Grammy awards in Los Angeles, California on February 15, 2016. REUTERS/Danny Moloshok
Last year, Adele crammed into a small box to hide from fans as she got into starting position for her gigs.
去年，在演唱會就要開始時，阿黛爾把自己塞進一個小盒子裏來躲避粉絲。
The Grammy-award winning singer performed her 2017 tour on a round stage, meaning she couldn't access it through private tunnels.
阿黛爾要在一個圓形舞臺上舉辦2017巡迴演唱會，這意味着她無法通過祕密通道登上舞臺。
A source close to Adele revealed the fan-boggling trick to her entrance was being wheeled in a box through crowds of fans to the stage.
一位和阿黛爾關係親近的消息人士透露了阿黛爾讓粉絲們百思不得其解的入場方式：原來是藏在盒子裏被人用手推車推到舞臺上的，途中還經過了一排排粉絲。
"It is a very sweaty and unglamorous part of the show for Adele to get through," the source told The Sun. "But she's down to earth and jokes about it."
這位消息人士告訴《太陽報》說：“這是阿黛爾在演出中所經歷的大汗淋漓、不太光鮮的一個部分，但她很實在，還會拿這事開玩笑。”
Not to worry, she apparently had an iPad on hand to keep her entertained.
不用擔心，阿黛爾有一個iPad在盒子裏供她消遣。
黴黴：學螃蟹走路
Singer Taylor Swift arrives at the 2018 Billboard Music Awards in Las Vegas, Nevada, US on May 20, 2018. REUTERS/Steve Marcus
A last ditch attempt at privacy for celebs without a box or bag to hide in may be the crab walk.
如果沒有盒子或大袋子，最後的手段恐怕是學螃蟹走路。
Here's Taylor Swift giving a perfect demonstration - you turn you back to the camera and sort of skuttle sideways.
泰勒·斯威夫特就做了完美的示範：背對着攝影機側着身走。
視頻看這裏：姿勢太逗！黴黴爲躲狗仔橫着走
卡戴珊：僱用替身
Kim Kardashian attends the CFDA Fashion awards in Brooklyn, New York, US, June 4, 2018. REUTERS/Shannon Stapleton/File Photo
The hiding in plain sight approach is a popular choice with other celebrities, including Kim Kardashian and her sisters.
隱藏在光天化日之下是其他一些名人愛用的手段，包括金·卡戴珊和她的姐妹們。
On a 2016 trip to Mexico, Kim K hired a body double to throw paparazzi off her scent.
在2016年去墨西哥的路上，金·卡戴珊僱用了一個替身來甩掉狗仔。
魯法洛、格林特：戴面具
Marvel star Mark Ruffalo wanted to spend a day with his son at Comic Con, but didn't fancy being asked for selfies all day.
漫威電影明星馬克·魯法洛想和兒子在動漫展共度一天，但又不想總有人過來求自拍。
Solution? Blend into the crowd.
解決辦法就是融入人羣中。
這個怪物腦袋就是魯法洛本人沒錯了：
Harry Potter star Rupert Grint is known to don a duck mask when he wants to go undetected.
據悉，《哈利波特》演員魯伯特·格林特想低調出行的時候會戴上一個鴨子面具。
A surgical mask is the go to for Jaden Smith, who has also kitted out in a full Iron Man costume for a date with Kylie Jenner.
賈登·史密斯的辦法是戴醫用口罩，他還曾在與凱莉·詹娜約會時穿了鋼鐵俠的全套“武裝”。
說了這麼多，又紅又美的你，學到了嗎？
